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  • Town/Country : Kingsport, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 August 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1373
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

About KristaAaronn : Socially awkward with an internet dependance and an intolerance for natural light.

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Visits<b>Addiction333</b> - yesterday at 2:50pm<b>jacksby</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 2:32am<b>zainman13</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 7:06am<b>alexwagner21</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 6:55pm<b>kred</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 12:34am<b>fastman19</b> - the 12/18/2015 at 6:53am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 12/17/2015 at 10:50pm<b>idkwyatt</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 11:18pm<b>Mons</b> - the 12/14/2015 at 4:58pm<b>jjumprope</b> - the 12/12/2015 at 2:18am<b>awolnation199</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 1:19pm<b>hussamhasi</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 10:02am<b>aswethinkweiz</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 12:32pm<b>AndrewMoreira14</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 11:49pm<b>actuallawgrad</b> - the 11/17/2015 at 5:20pm<b>Shane557</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 11:40pm<b>hutch12</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 11:12pm<b>joannaxx</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 3:21pm

Fucked!<b>jacksby</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 8:32am<b>fastman19</b> - the 12/18/2015 at 12:53pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 12/17/2015 at 10:37pm<b>Xx_dankdoge_xX</b> - the 12/14/2015 at 5:27am<b>hussamhasi</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 4:03pm<b>awolnation199</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 10:52pm<b>Jayroc</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 3:24am<b>Ironmayhem</b> - the 10/30/2015 at 1:09am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 3:55am<b>A07</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 8:26am<b>dansco</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 5:57am<b>Isaiah80008</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 4:15pm<b>moron011</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 7:08am<b>bumble_beee_23</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 6:58pm<b>Markovski</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 5:44am<b>NH_Freelancer</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 10:33pm<b>jomar_19</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 11:53am<b>jdtractor2012</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 8:43pm

KristaAaronn's FML badges

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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KristaAaronn's favorite FMLs

Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML

#21470966
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29279) - you deserved it (2982)

On 09/21/2015 at 10:45am - misc - by Gassy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML

#21458206
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19461) - you deserved it (10874)

On 08/19/2015 at 9:00pm - misc - by ToddesPizza - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was attacked by a duck. I thought I was higher on the food chain than that. FML



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