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About KristaAaronn : Socially awkward with an internet dependance and an intolerance for natural light.
I like your style
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Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML
Tuesday 24 November 2015