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Kriegsphilosoph
  • Town/Country : Uppsala, Sweden
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 February 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 332
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I saw a video of me last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" naked. FML

#4679110
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40082) - you deserved it (122894)

On 08/20/2009 at 10:39am - misc - by ShiriSarah (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up random names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML

#4201087
390 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59550) - you deserved it (12166)

On 08/01/2009 at 3:44am - love - by NinjaPanda88 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was working on a client's roof. Some neighborhood kids thought it would be hilarious if they knocked over my ladder. I was stuck on this roof in serious heat. I caught the attention of a pedestrian to come to my rescue. It was a little old lady. She gave me the finger and left. FML

#4179768
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42213) - you deserved it (1570)

On 07/31/2009 at 11:14am - misc - by roofer (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

#4046377
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I agree, your life sucks (91410) - you deserved it (27398)

On 07/26/2009 at 1:57am - love - by treegirl (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

#1485215
459 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88888) - you deserved it (14370)

On 04/30/2009 at 8:15am - intimacy - by soooyeah (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got pulled over while dancing to crazy techno beats in the car. The officer RAN out of his car and up to mine and pounded on my window. He thought I was having a seizure. FML

#1292437
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38606) - you deserved it (15554)

On 04/24/2009 at 4:10pm - misc - by bdutton (man) - United States (Connecticut)



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