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  • Birth Date : Monday 18 February 1991 (23 years)
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Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML

#4201087
399 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63936) - you deserved it (14553)

On 08/01/2009 at 3:44am - love - by NinjaPanda88 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was working on a client's roof. Some neighborhood kids thought it would be hilarious if they knocked over my ladder. I was stuck on this roof in serious heat. I caught the attention of a pedestrian to come to my rescue. It was a little old lady. She gave me the finger and left. FML

#4179768
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I agree, your life sucks (47352) - you deserved it (2086)

On 07/31/2009 at 11:14am - misc - by roofer (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I got pulled over while dancing to crazy techno beats in the car. The officer RAN out of his car and up to mine and pounded on my window. He thought I was having a seizure. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42063) - you deserved it (19596)

On 04/24/2009 at 4:10pm - misc - by bdutton (man) - United States (Connecticut)



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