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Kreb
  • Town/Country : Dublin, Ireland
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 December 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 880
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About Kreb : I'm "Kreb", That's not actually my real name by the by... I'm Irish, I support Liverpool, I love football driving and music. I work as a bartender and I like to DJ too. :)

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Today, I walked into the kitchen and saw a note my roomate posted. As I got close to read it I was attacked by a very pissed off cat. The note said "Left window open last night, stray cat got in. Watch out he isn't friendly." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38544) - you deserved it (2622)

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