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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 December 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1034
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About Kreb : I'm "Kreb", That's not actually my real name by the by... I'm Irish, I support Liverpool, I love football driving and music. I work as a bartender and I like to DJ too. :)

Kreb's page activity

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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.


You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

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Kreb's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked into the kitchen and saw a note my roomate posted. As I got close to read it I was attacked by a very pissed off cat. The note said "Left window open last night, stray cat got in. Watch out he isn't friendly." FML


I agree, your life sucks (40686) - you deserved it (2794)

On 09/01/2009 at 2:51pm - animals - by Catscratch (man) - United States (California)

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  • Yes, we're late. We've been doing stuff, the New Year and our birthday party got in the way, but there's no excuse. So, we're sorry for not churning out another Best of the Worst in due…

Wednesday 28 January 2015

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