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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 December 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1193
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About Kreb : I'm "Kreb", That's not actually my real name by the by... I'm Irish, I support Liverpool, I love football driving and music. I work as a bartender and I like to DJ too. :)

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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.


You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

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Kreb's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked into the kitchen and saw a note my roomate posted. As I got close to read it I was attacked by a very pissed off cat. The note said "Left window open last night, stray cat got in. Watch out he isn't friendly." FML


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