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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 November 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 392
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Krbsmommy : Happily married to my best friend, and the mother to the two most beautiful baby girls in the world!

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Today, I gave birth to my first child. The first thing my husband says? "When can I hit it again, doc?" FML


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On 10/19/2014 at 7:22am - kids - by how about never? (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that I have caught head lice from my son. Unfortunately, they are living in my chest hair. FML


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On 09/30/2013 at 5:59pm - health - by hairy (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I woke up to a strange noise. I looked over to see my drunk husband standing at the dresser. I asked him what he was doing. "Peeing." I asked him, "In the sock drawer?" There was a pause. "Am I peeing in the wrong drawer?" FML


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