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About KrazyKleo : Names Harp, and I\'m 20. Work as an assistant manager at a grocery store. Love riding my Ninja 250, but saving up for a Yamaha R6:). Anything else just ask.
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Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML
Today, I walked through my college dorm and a freshman was watching some overly dramatic show on her laptop. I smiled and asked if it was a new episode of 'Gossip Girl.' She was on a video chat with her boyfriend. They were about to break up. FML
Friday 19 September 2014