About KrazyKleo : Names Harp, and I\'m 20. Work as an assistant manager at a grocery store. Love riding my Ninja 250, but saving up for a Yamaha R6:). Anything else just ask.
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by Anonymous / 01/09/2011 at 12:26am / United States / Health
Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML
by Anonymous / 01/08/2011 at 8:11pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/03/2010 at 8:23am / United Kingdom / Love
by TheMichaelNixon / 11/14/2009 at 4:37pm / United States (Tennessee) / Animals
Today, I walked through my college dorm and a freshman was watching some overly dramatic show on her laptop. I smiled and asked if it was a new episode of 'Gossip Girl.' She was on a video chat with her boyfriend. They were about to break up. FML
by baddormgirl / 02/19/2009 at 12:22am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
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