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  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 December 1990 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 129
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About KrazyKleo : Names Harp, and I\'m 20. Work as an assistant manager at a grocery store. Love riding my Ninja 250, but saving up for a Yamaha R6:). Anything else just ask.

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Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML

#14515582
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34703) - you deserved it (6862)

On 01/09/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML

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458 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68409) - you deserved it (3648)

On 01/08/2011 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my boyfriend keeps a gun under his pillow. This was only after my friends and I surprised him with his birthday cake while he was sleeping. FML

#10940530
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29501) - you deserved it (6258)

On 06/03/2010 at 8:23am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a grasshopper in the urinal so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the hell out of me, and I peed all over myself. FML

#6302850
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6917) - you deserved it (66835)

On 11/14/2009 at 4:37pm - animals - by TheMichaelNixon - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I walked through my college dorm and a freshman was watching some overly dramatic show on her laptop. I smiled and asked if it was a new episode of 'Gossip Girl.' She was on a video chat with her boyfriend. They were about to break up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11263) - you deserved it (42063)

On 02/19/2009 at 12:22am - love - by baddormgirl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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