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- Today, I grabbed some lotion to have a good old wank. However, I'd got it a bit wrong in my rush to… Today, as my boyfriend was unbuttoning my pants to go down on me, he looked at me and said in his… Today, I set my alarm half-an-hour earlier so I could masturbate. That's how horny and single I am.…
- Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he… Today, I'm looking after three little girls, aged 3, 5 and 7 years old. We're watching Bambi, and… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that…