About Kraft92 : I enjoy the little things in life. I believe in living every day with a smile. I enjoy working and being productive, if I'm not, then the day just seems wasted.
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Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML
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On 05/24/2011 at 8:02pm - kids - by StupidApple -
Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML
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On 05/20/2011 at 4:40am - intimacy - by skiittlez713 (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I sent my boyfriend a well thought out, steamy, and sexy sext message. His reply? "Three bidders for my drums on eBay! Makiiin' Monaaaay!" FML
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On 05/19/2011 at 10:08pm - intimacy - by rileycrash (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shit myself. FML
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On 05/07/2011 at 6:27pm - misc - by Mel (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I discovered that my new boyfriend is the type of guy who, when there is a conflict, will just scream "I LOVE YOU" over and over hoping that it will solve itself instead of actually trying to work the problem out. FML
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On 05/05/2011 at 10:40am - love - by sad (woman) - United Kingdom (Somerset)
Today, I was stuck crouching over the toilet after a night of drinking. My fiancé walked in, gathered my hair, and held it out of the way. When another wave of nausea hit me and I leaned in, he shoved my face into the bowl and ran out, laughing and yelling, "That'll teach ya!" FML
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On 04/30/2011 at 1:50pm - health - by Laci (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was taking a dump in a porta-potty at a fair. I had the runs really bad. All I have to say is that it's tough to take a shit that seems never-ending while other people outside are bitching at you and hammering on the flimsy door. FML
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On 04/27/2011 at 6:50am - health - by c.m.g. -
Today, I promised my boyfriend a blow job every time he does the dishes. Every dish in the house has been washed three times already. FML
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On 04/10/2011 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I wore my cheerleading uniform to my boyfriend's house. He was a nerd in high school and mentioned a fantasy about hooking up with a cheerleader. I started acting sassy and a little mean, figuring he would enjoy a more realistic experience. Apparently not, because he started to cry. FML
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On 04/05/2011 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by oc_cheergirl (woman) - United States (California)
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was going to my prom. My mom knows I want to drink so to prevent me, she made sure I took my prescription medicine before I left. I guess her way of stopping me from drinking is killing myself If I do. FML
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On 03/26/2011 at 8:26pm - health - by coolkid111 - United States (New York)
Today, someone rear-ended me while I was on my way home. I was extremely upset and I called my boyfriend for comfort and to help inspect the damage. After taking a good look at the car, he said, "Damn, if only you fucked this hard." FML
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On 03/18/2011 at 12:11pm - intimacy - by emm (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I have a cat with separation anxiety. By this, I mean whenever I go in another room and shut the door with her outside, she uses her head as a battering ram to try and break down the door. It's fun trying to sleep too. FML
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On 03/18/2011 at 11:54am - animals - by nosleeptilpissoff (man) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
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On 03/16/2011 at 3:31am - intimacy - by eric - United States
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my brand new car. FML
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On 03/10/2011 at 8:44pm - misc - by JulieClaire -
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