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Kozmotis

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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 July 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 436
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

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You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

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Today , at the doctor's , I had lots of papers to fill out so boyfriend offered to help. We submitted them an the doctor called me a few minutes later. Under disorders boyfriend had written , "Major cock craving disorder." The doctor couldn't stop giggling. FML

#20763013
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59030) - you deserved it (10880)

On 07/04/2013 at 3:03am - intimacy - by Never Going Back To The Doctor (woman) - United States

Today... I thought I was home alone. Likewise... mah visiting grandfather thought he was alone. You can imagine the mutual surprisehen I caught him stealing money from mah sister's bedroom. FML

#20743925
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45874) - you deserved it (2740)

On 06/24/2013 at 1:38am - money - by pumboc (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, at karate, sparring partner thought it was completely okay to surprise kick me in the vagina. When he saw me doubled over in pain, he was completely surprised. Apparently, he thought that it wouldn't hurt, because I have no penis. FML

#20698551
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57949) - you deserved it (4864)

On 06/01/2013 at 12:31am - health - by Mayyouneverfindpleasureinavagina (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom as gone completely insane and insists we only flus te toilet or was our ands at te start or end of te day, ( to save on bills. ) My young sister tinks it's te best idea ever. My mom makes our food, and my sister just loves to touc everyone's faces. FML

Today... I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose an mouth with his hand an complaining... ( Noooo... u need to die now. ) FML

#20695159
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64221) - you deserved it (5158)

On 05/30/2013 at 12:29pm - kids - by life insurance for 1 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I utterd the phrase ( the pot calling the kettle black ) in class. Moments later, I'd been calld a ( racist twerp ) and kickd out of class by the same English teacher who once trid to have another kid suspendd for using the word ( titillate ), because apparently it's ( pornographic ). FML

#20695090
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49060) - you deserved it (4067)

On 05/30/2013 at 11:20am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)



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