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Kovu

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3869
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Kovu : Not much to say. I have a kitten with the best personality I've ever seen on a cat. ;)

Kovu's page activity

Visits<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 9:01pm<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 08/09/2016 at 1:27pm<b>MxAxRxCxO</b> - the 08/06/2016 at 5:42pm<b>CREA</b> - the 08/02/2016 at 3:37am<b>nlzvarri</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 2:03am<b>TheDarkLight</b> - the 07/30/2016 at 6:40pm<b>alex997</b> - the 07/28/2016 at 8:55pm<b>Justinsweg</b> - the 07/27/2016 at 4:04pm<b>Blue_oreo</b> - the 07/25/2016 at 4:04pm<b>slappygecko</b> - the 07/11/2016 at 10:52am<b>therosalina</b> - the 06/27/2016 at 3:47pm<b>holly_fly</b> - the 06/19/2016 at 10:31pm<b>legoman213579</b> - the 06/19/2016 at 9:35pm<b>AwesomeAsylum</b> - the 06/15/2016 at 6:22pm<b>AwkwardBookworm</b> - the 06/14/2016 at 3:36am<b>SuperWhoMarvLock</b> - the 06/12/2016 at 10:02pm<b>Roxas_hearts</b> - the 06/04/2016 at 10:04pm<b>AnnaMuffin</b> - the 06/04/2016 at 10:33am

Fucked!<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 08/16/2016 at 3:02am<b>lovecottoncandy</b> - the 05/16/2016 at 7:50pm<b>ppeanutheadd</b> - the 04/09/2016 at 7:05pm<b>CaptMacLeod</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 1:41pm<b>xyris</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 2:27am<b>eski2015</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 2:59am<b>Mukuro</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 1:29am

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Kovu's favorite FMLs

Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML

by keeks_25 / 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work

Today, I was packing my son's lunch and we ran out of water bottles. I asked my 16 years old to run to the store. She didnt want to but gave me one she had. After dropping my son off, my daughter frantically told me she made a mistake. I sent my second grader to school with a bottle of vodka. FML

by badmom / 03/27/2009 at 2:42pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I came to work, to find my creepy boss sitting in my office. I work the night shift, so very unusual to find him there. I asked how he was, and he replied, "I told my wife about us; she kicked me out." I've been working there a month. Also, I'm married and pregnant. So, excuse me, "US?" FML

by oh_mylanta / 03/02/2009 at 4:10am / United States (Illinois) / Work

Today, an extremely large lady came into the dry cleaners where I work. She puts what I assume is a blanket on the counter to be dry cleaned. I said, "So just the one blanket then?" She replied, "Those are my pants, not a blanket." She was a size 56. FML

by Kasizzle / 02/26/2009 at 9:13am / United States (Colorado) / Work

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