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Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12484) - you deserved it (40750)

On 10/22/2011 at 4:25pm - work - by Brony - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (37793) - you deserved it (10770)

On 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29479) - you deserved it (4319)

On 07/21/2011 at 6:43am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I searched frantically for my glasses for ages. After giving up, I realised I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time and neither my mother nor my father told me because "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (15565) - you deserved it (44598)

On 05/10/2011 at 6:48am - misc - by Kyle (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19346) - you deserved it (38968)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -

Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52134) - you deserved it (4244) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Anonymous - France

Today, it was my daughter's birthday. She had been wanting a cat for a long time, so I went to the animal shelter and got an orange one. As soon as she saw it, she ran upstairs screaming, "GINGER! GINGER!" She refuses to come downstairs until I get rid of "the soulless creature." FML


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On 01/19/2011 at 10:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was on a plane. When my flight attendant brought me my drink, it had a lid and a straw. He told me, very seriously, "not to spill." No one else got a lid. I'm 18, and apparently I look spill-prone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25333) - you deserved it (3242)

On 01/16/2011 at 8:37pm - misc - by thisisme (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I picked up my friend's new kitten so enthusiastically I scared it and it shat all over me. I literally scared the shit out of it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13779) - you deserved it (27187)

On 12/10/2010 at 7:12pm - misc - by elliekilroy (woman) - United Kingdom (Monmouthshire)

Today, my family and I watched Madagascar 2. When we got to the part where Gloria the hippopotamus is praised for her chunkyness, my little sister looked at me and said, "If you were a hippo, maybe then you would get a date." FML


I agree, your life sucks (34681) - you deserved it (7132)

On 08/03/2010 at 6:37pm - misc - by fatty - United States (New York)

Today, my 6 year old daughter asked me if the tooth fairy was real. I said yes, and she said she wanted to try to catch her. Later, she pulled out a tooth and put it under her pillow. I came in to take out the tooth and replace it with money. There were mouse traps behind her pillow. FML


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On 11/12/2009 at 11:19pm - kids - by snapped (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML


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On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at my job as a flight attendant. A passenger on my plane stopped breathing and turned blue. As I cleared his airways and was busy strapping an oxygen mask to his face, the passenger behind him tried to hand me her trash. Apparently I'm a walking trash can, no matter what I'm doing. FML


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On 07/28/2009 at 3:29am - work - by skygoddess (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I learned that when blender jars aren't locked, they fly off the blender, into the air, hit you in the head and explode all over your kitchen. Today, I also learned that after I'm attacked by a flying blender, the first thing my boyfriend asks is if I'm still gonna make him a smoothie. FML


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On 06/26/2009 at 8:29pm - misc - by lifesmells - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my 6 year old daughter walked in on my husband and I getting it on. Now she won't stop 'pretending to be daddy' against items of furniture. We have guests coming round in three hours. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33013) - you deserved it (45470)

On 05/14/2009 at 8:03pm - kids - by Jessica (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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