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Konerak
  • Town/Country : Belgium
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 April 1984 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 288
  • Number of comments : 2
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Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house. When things started heating up, I heard the front door open and my girlfriend said that it must be her Dad. She handed me my clothes, pushed me out the window, and told me to knock at the front door. Her Dad answered, holding my shoes. FML

#4779323 (97)

I agree, your life sucks (26530) - you deserved it (12282)

On 08/24/2009 at 5:57am - intimacy - by Mattyboy (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my fiancé and I toured our dream home. I was so excited about it that I posted all kinds of pictures of it on Facebook. My Boss' daughter just called and said she loved my pictures so much she made an offer on the house. We were 1 week away from making an offer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38305) - you deserved it (21227)

On 07/13/2009 at 10:16pm - money - by Homeless (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was on my girlfriend's computer. When searching on google, her browsing history popped up. The first thing was"Best positions for a small penis." FML

#3691268 (260)

I agree, your life sucks (72011) - you deserved it (9224)

On 07/12/2009 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by wtf (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got into a heated argument at a restaurant with a guy I am seeing because he refused to let me pay for the bill and I thought it was sexist. When he finally agreed, I gave the waiter my card, only to have him return a minute later telling me it was declined. FML

#2965217 (262)

I agree, your life sucks (7931) - you deserved it (50426)

On 06/17/2009 at 11:25am - money - by feminist (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)



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