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Konain

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Konain

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 499
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Konain : 17, love art, music, good humour :)

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Fucked!<b>Edogg215</b> - the 10/29/2014 at 10:26am

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Konain's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that the squeaking I've heard for the past three months, that I thought was my guinea pig, is actually my girlfriend cheating on me with my older brother. FML

#21105078
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70408) - you deserved it (6806)

On 04/05/2014 at 10:27am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was watching last week's episode of The Walking Dead with my girlfriend. When the gang leader explained the rules of the group to Daryl, I reached over, grabbed my girlfriend's boobs and yelled, "Claimed!" She shot back, "Yeah, they are. But not by you." FML

#21099560
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41485) - you deserved it (17852)

On 03/29/2014 at 5:57pm - love - by the other guy? (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, while out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clearly he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." FML

#10707989
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18860) - you deserved it (27481)

On 05/23/2010 at 5:21am - misc - by Oops (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was in the bank with my seven year old daughter, when I saw an old high school friend of mine with his wife. I said hello, and he commented on how beautiful my little girl was. I thanked him, and as I turned away, I heard his wife say "I guess the father must be the good looking one." FML

#187755
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53256) - you deserved it (2335)

On 03/02/2009 at 7:36pm - misc - by lexibabe (woman) - United States



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