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About KokiriKid : I'm not a nice person so don't expect my comments to signify otherwise.
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I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Today , while life-guarding , I had to explain to teenage boys that shoving object up each others' butts and complaining that someone was giving them anal was inappropriate at a family facility in front of kids under the age of 10 !! FML
Today, Mah Daughter Proudly Showed Me Her New Tattoo Sleeve,hich Is Made Up Of An Angry Cupcake, Hemp Leaves, An A My Little Pony Character. She's Almost 30, Still Unemployed, An Still Lives In Mah Home. I Now Have No Hope Of Her Ever Becoming A Productive Member Of Society. FML
Today, my dad was driving me home an was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence an that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd . After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stoppd at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chasd by police . FML
Today , mah boyfriend an I were in bd making out!! He then trid to unhook mah bra!! After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully , he shoutd ( Fuck you , bra! ) before hiding his face in the pillows!! FML
I saw a large spider carry away te body of a dead spider in te batroom. In my antropology class, we learned one of te first signs of civilization is caring for te dead. First, tey become civilized, and next, tey take over. I will never sleep again. FML
Today, I found out just how easy it is to be launched against the wall and sucker-punched into oblivion by a 200-pound former Marine turned professional body-builder. I discovered this after I told mah fiancée's dad that we were expecting a baby. big fat FML
Today I made a pone call in ma office to ma doctor. He wantd to call a prescription to ma parmacy but wantd to know by wat metod I would prefer ma medication. During our conversation a group of potential clients walkd in just as I looool exclaimd "I definitely prefer oral." FML
Today, mah friand showad off har naw tattoo,hich is supposad to say "bad bitch" in Italian, an I had to point out that it actually says "dafactiva famala". Har rasponsa was to cuss ma out an inform ma that I'm no longar part of har social circla. FML
Friday 27 March 2015