About KokiriKid : I'm not a nice person so don't expect my comments to signify otherwise.
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KokiriKid's favorite FMLs
by strawberrywine22 / 09/27/2012 at 10:14pm / United States (California) / Love
by Hmmmm / 09/20/2012 at 10:58am / United States (Tennessee) / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/20/2012 at 8:31am / United States / Geek
Today, I went to my dentist of four years. After the cleaning, the hygienist and I scheduled my next appointment, and she briefly left the room, leaving my file open on the computer. The data in a field called "NOTE" caught my eye: "Sissy. Freak. Always late. Ask about family or will flirt." FML
by Anonymous / 09/20/2012 at 12:14am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
by identitychangeplease / 09/19/2012 at 4:41pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Intimacy
Today, I spent hours crafting a tiara to look like the princess from my boyfriend's favourite game series, Zelda. I sent him a picture of me wearing it, and got the reply: "Sure, that's nice, but you'd be better as Majora." FML
by jitiizer / 09/19/2012 at 1:02pm / Netherlands (Friesland) / Miscellaneous
by Mrs. Teacher / 09/17/2012 at 8:21pm / United States (Georgia) / Work
by Missusluv313 / 09/17/2012 at 7:25am / United States (Indiana) / Health
by not the scalpel / 09/15/2012 at 3:36am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I woke up to a glorious sunrise, fresh coffee, and a bleached lawn. My neighbors on both sides have constantly fought with each other since before I even moved in, which I guess explains the note taped to my window saying, "Pick a side." FML
by thefuckman / 09/14/2012 at 3:50pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a date with a guy from the Internet. I'm 6ft1, which tends to put potential dates off, so I'd slyly knocked a few inches off my description. Turns out he'd done the same. He'd added a whole foot to his height. I had to crouch to talk to him. FML
by TallGal / 09/14/2012 at 4:26am / United States (Arizona) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/13/2012 at 2:43am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by liquidknight / 09/10/2012 at 8:48am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, uncertain of having a job next month or being able to pay rent, I'm filling out tens of online surveys a day for gift cards to McDonald's, to buy hamburgers that I can freeze so I will have food for the coming months. FML
by willtype4food / 09/09/2012 at 8:45pm / Finland / Money
- 1Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 2Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…