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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 June 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6017
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Koalax3's favorite FMLs

Today, it's been 3 days since I moved into my new house. I'm already known as the neighborhood racist, after some dicksplash thought it'd be funny to tape a sign to my door overnight that said: "DO NOT RING IF YOU ARE A NEGRO AND/OR JEW." FML

#21436613
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8274) - you deserved it (599)

On 07/05/2015 at 1:42am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to an important job interview, only to be told I'm not what such a "prestigious" company was looking for. This from a pimply-faced 20-something who took a personal call on speakerphone mid-interview, and actually said "lmao" out loud at his friend's joke. FML

#21436559
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7736) - you deserved it (537)

On 07/05/2015 at 12:04am - work - by jobless1 (man) -

Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML

#21436510
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12005) - you deserved it (1470)

On 07/04/2015 at 9:48pm - misc - by Bad Dancer - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I walked outside to see the fireworks. I also got to see my neighbors burning a couch in the parking lot of my apartment complex to celebrate, right next to my car. FML

#21436342
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13529) - you deserved it (875)

On 07/04/2015 at 1:27pm - misc - by hamiltonma - United States (North Carolina)

Today, one of my friends asked me to flirt with her boyfriend to see if he would flirt back. Knowing this was a trust test, I agreed. She got pissed at me when he flirted back and still isn't speaking to me. FML

#21436223
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15587) - you deserved it (2759)

On 07/04/2015 at 4:55am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so hard, it burst a big zit on impact. FML

#21436170
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15932) - you deserved it (1809)

On 07/04/2015 at 2:25am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. All the magic vanished when I kept queefing every time he thrust into me. We made it about 10 seconds before he broke down into hysterical laughter and lost his boner. FML

#21436148
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17351) - you deserved it (2295)

On 07/04/2015 at 1:02am - intimacy - by alison (woman) - United States

Today, I had to lie to my coworkers about me and some guy beating the absolute shite out of each other in a bar fight, all to avoid admitting my black eye was from my 7 year old son punching me in the face the other day. FML

#21436121
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15361) - you deserved it (4500)

On 07/03/2015 at 11:41pm - health - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I took an online IQ test, even though I knew they give everyone unrealistically high scores. My score was 73. FML

#21436113
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15472) - you deserved it (3576)

On 07/03/2015 at 11:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my husband's 70-year-old uncle came for a visit. Since we only have 2 bedrooms, we set him up in our daughter's room. Later, I glanced into the room and saw him masturbating in her bed. FML

#21436083
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20668) - you deserved it (1774)

On 07/03/2015 at 10:31pm - misc - by okaydisarray (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at a restaurant where the host is an attractive guy with only one arm. I was with my family, so I didn't want to be too obvious when checking him out. It seems like I was, though, because he came over and told me it was rude to stare at his arm. FML

#21436059
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17900) - you deserved it (2743)

On 07/03/2015 at 9:45pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, while on a cruise that I paid for, I was forced to babysit my 5 bratty nieces while my sister and her deadbeat boyfriend relaxed in the kid free zone. FML

#21436048
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18711) - you deserved it (3646)

On 07/03/2015 at 9:12pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my extremely religious mom ranted at me, saying I'd only bought an electric toothbrush so I could masturbate with it. I'm a guy. FML

#21435969
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19743) - you deserved it (1260)

On 07/03/2015 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by but cum to think of it... (man) -

Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML

#21435950
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20237) - you deserved it (2572)

On 07/03/2015 at 4:51pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

#21435915
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18719) - you deserved it (2273)

On 07/03/2015 at 3:29pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)



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