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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 June 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 9616
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Koalax3's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend emotionally proposed over dinner, and I said yes. Soon after he left, he tweeted "I just fucked up...." and a few minutes later called me and claimed the proposal was a prank. FML

#21498058
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26766) - you deserved it (1766)

On 11/29/2015 at 1:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got caught doing it in her parent's bed by her mom. Instead of making me leave, they forced me to stay for dinner. FML

#21497961
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20115) - you deserved it (26742)

On 11/28/2015 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by aj513 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a girl I'd been talking to all night actually wanted to come home with me. Stopped to buy condoms. Got home, clothes came off, took out a condom. "Sorry, I'm allergic to latex". She left in a cab. I'm a 27-year old virgin for another night and now have a box of condoms to remind me. FML

#21497787
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26210) - you deserved it (2857)

On 11/28/2015 at 9:32am - intimacy - by ohgodwhyfml (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, the man sitting next to me on the train looked like he was about to be sick. I quickly handed him the nearest bag I could find, a bag full of my lunch for that day. Safe to say he held nothing back. FML

#21497772
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20244) - you deserved it (3314)

On 11/28/2015 at 7:21am - misc - by xmelissadavisx -

Today, we were all put in groups to make a presentation together. And by "together" I mean I pulled an all nighter to finish it by myself. My group criticized my work. FML

#21497763
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22982) - you deserved it (1988)

On 11/28/2015 at 6:35am - work - by aloneagainnaturally (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I realised there's a reason that no one talks to the weird guy from choir practice. I was nice to him a couple weeks ago and now he won't stop following me around the school and watching my group at lunch from behind a pole. FML

#21497720
89 comments

Today, my 2 year relationship ended when my boyfriend accused me of stealing his beanie hat. FML

#21497654
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21789) - you deserved it (2062)

On 11/27/2015 at 10:46pm - love - by single and hatless (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I was officially diagnosed with OCD. My mother's reaction? "That's not possible, she's a fucking slob." FML

#21497646
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22817) - you deserved it (2408)

On 11/27/2015 at 10:21pm - misc - by AlwaysTired - United States (California)

Today, my mom tried to burn my arm with a hot spatula, all because I got a tattoo against her wishes. FML

#21497634
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21859) - you deserved it (5229)

On 11/27/2015 at 9:38pm - misc - by Wtfbruhimmovingout (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while shopping for Black Friday, I got in line, hoping to get an Xbox One. I spent so long mistakenly standing in line for the bathroom that the store had sold out by the time I realized my mistake. FML

#21497594
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21258) - you deserved it (13498)

On 11/27/2015 at 7:18pm - money - by nitemastr15 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my stepmom asked me to bake pies for a dinner party she was having. Since I love baking, I said yes. When I went to deliver the pies, I found out they were for a family dinner I wasn't invited to. FML

#21497528
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24385) - you deserved it (1412)

On 11/27/2015 at 3:21pm - misc - by anon - Canada (Alberta)

Today, within 20 minutes of waking up, my dad gave me a pained look and said: "Uhh, turns out your laptop isn't waterproof." FML

#21497474
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23140) - you deserved it (1295)

On 11/27/2015 at 12:55pm - money - by shal4 (woman) -

Today, after many years of being single, I finally worked up the courage to ask my coworker out. He said no and gave me "fair warning" that he's going to report me for sexual harassment. FML

#21497440
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23816) - you deserved it (2580)

On 11/27/2015 at 10:52am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

#21497426
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22767) - you deserved it (1910)

On 11/27/2015 at 9:21am - misc - by streaker? (woman) - Germany (Niedersachsen)

Today, I had a boyfriend who wanted to wait until marriage before having sex. When I came home, I realised he must have married my roommate. FML

#21497342
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29939) - you deserved it (1928)

On 11/27/2015 at 1:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous - France (Corse)



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