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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 June 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4298
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Visits<b>jacky75</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 12:33am<b>loueasy</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 2:47pm<b>Dark_Zekrom</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 3:51pm<b>prajju99</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 3:11pm<b>big_al69</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 11:29pm<b>sonicevan</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 9:16am<b>killer0689</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 1:01am<b>jettli128</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 11:59am<b>Sobe_1900</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 9:42am<b>Bear714</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 7:27pm<b>jrod9327</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 2:56pm<b>killthedead</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 1:56pm<b>brokenjawskhan</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 12:09pm<b>Advancedai</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 11:59am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 11:49am<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 7:06am<b>EvilVein</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 5:49am<b>grogers311</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 4:30am

Fucked!<b>jacky75</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 6:33am<b>prajju99</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 9:11pm<b>Advancedai</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 5:59pm<b>zjay</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 4:35am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 1:07am<b>youngmuller1</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 11:40pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 9:41pm<b>kingdutchhy</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 9:12pm<b>Chandrashekar</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 8:48pm<b>elusiveshame</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 8:46pm<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 8:20pm<b>wmt1978</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 8:02pm<b>krishgad</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 7:46pm<b>paravoz</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 8:15am<b>LanceGoodthrust</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 2:57pm<b>martini47</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 1:17pm<b>24jfred</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 6:46am<b>NodakN8V</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 4:34am

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Koalax3's favorite FMLs

Today, was my first experience having sex. It was also my first experience with a condom breaking. FML

#21413990
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24608) - you deserved it (3050)

On 05/22/2015 at 12:27pm - intimacy - by Vexatious - United States (North Carolina)

Today, and for the past couple of days, my girlfriend's father has been trying to help me think of a way to propose. I decided to rehearse first, and that's how my girlfriend walked in on me "proposing" to her dad. FML

Today, I waited tables for the first time at my new restaurant job. I asked a group of older men what they would like. One replied, "A slice of that ass". I'm 19 and a guy. FML

#21413610
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27523) - you deserved it (2496)

On 05/21/2015 at 4:41pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I decided to get in shape for swimsuit season, so I went to the gym. I tried to lift a barbell up and over my head, which was fine, until I dropped it. Exercise earned me a concussion and a neck brace. FML

#21413444
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19975) - you deserved it (8968)

On 05/21/2015 at 8:22am - health - by crossfitter -

Today, I backed into an expensive SUV only minutes after my boss congratulated me for being the only employee to not wreck a company car. FML

#21413424
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24147) - you deserved it (4307)

On 05/21/2015 at 6:48am - work - by pgmonster - United States (California)

Today, it was the first time a guy has shown any interest in me by calling me pretty. I was so shocked that instead of saying thank you, I hid behind the nearest object and promptly giggle-snorted. FML

Today, after being a resident DJ at a local club for over 4 years, I got fired. Not because I'm bad at what I do, but because my boss thinks I'm not 'having fun like the other DJs'. And by 'having fun' he means that I don't drink enough. I got fired for not being an alcoholic. FML

#21413333
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25801) - you deserved it (1633)

On 05/20/2015 at 11:56pm - work - by SFBEL - Belgium (Vlaams-Brabant)

Today, I was at my best friend's house, listening to him complain about his mother remembering all the bad stuff he did when he was in high school. I jokingly said, "An elephant never forgets." Guess who was behind me. FML

#21413204
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19795) - you deserved it (8597)

On 05/20/2015 at 7:21pm - misc - by BannedfromFriend - United States

Today, I received 46 emails from co-workers who were using reply-all to tell everyone else not to use reply-all. FML

#21413067
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21220) - you deserved it (1592)

On 05/20/2015 at 2:47pm - work - by farf -

Today, some guy walked into the restaurant I work at and ordered enough food to serve the entire National Guard of Texas. He thanked us by leaving a $0.50 tip and shitting on the bathroom floor. FML

#21413064
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23976) - you deserved it (1516)

On 05/20/2015 at 2:40pm - work - by kmctl - United States (California)

Today, I spent half-an-hour trapped inside my dog's crate. The door locked behind me as I squeezed myself inside to stroke her. After bellowing at my family in the garden for what felt like an eternity, they came through just to laugh and take pictures. FML

#21412642
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22126) - you deserved it (7630)

On 05/19/2015 at 4:58pm - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Scottish Borders, The)

Today, after taking my crush to the train station late at night, I sat in a local park alone with my thoughts for a while. Two cops appeared out of nowhere and started searching me for drugs and weapons, asking me questions for a good 30 minutes. Not the kind of action I expected tonight. FML

#21412638
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23738) - you deserved it (2069)

On 05/19/2015 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

Today, in my film class, we were watching Schindler's List. At least, we tried. The moron next to me kept interrupting the most intense scenes with a very loud, "I don't get it." Not only did she break the focus of the class, but we had to keep stopping the movie to explain it to her. FML

#21412612
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23162) - you deserved it (1537)

On 05/19/2015 at 3:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I bought my first vibrator. I was really excited, until my crippling OCD kicked in, forcing me to turn it on and off seven times in rapid succession, causing it to give off a cracking sound and stop working. Now I'm sad. FML

#21412477
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25178) - you deserved it (9047)

On 05/19/2015 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)



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