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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 June 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3331
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Visits<b>jrod9327</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 8:03pm<b>megan_login</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 10:35am<b>paravoz</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 2:15am<b>big_papa_</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 1:11am<b>Geary519</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 12:43am<b>LanceGoodthrust</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 11:51pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 7:43pm<b>EclipseCandy6</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 5:41pm<b>SilkMudah</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 11:16am<b>Tthug</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 11:08am<b>sexymomo1234</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 10:55am<b>keiNan</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 10:46am<b>LilsBills300</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 10:33am<b>WipeHour</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 9:54am<b>myselfkk</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 9:48am<b>broncosfan1996</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 9:22am<b>dustin007</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 8:52am<b>Cads1</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 8:51am

Fucked!<b>paravoz</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 8:15am<b>big_papa_</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 7:11am<b>LanceGoodthrust</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 2:57pm<b>martini47</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 1:17pm<b>24jfred</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 6:46am<b>NodakN8V</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 4:34am<b>martin8337</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 1:53am<b>Steve95401</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 10:37pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 10:36pm<b>Kasparkilo05</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 5:28am<b>pks2014</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 1:50am<b>joshtapp</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 3:16am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 12:33am<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 9:25pm<b>sam9697</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 8:31pm<b>pantsman66</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 8:08pm<b>kirbs19</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 7:03pm

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Koalax3's favorite FMLs

Today, while spring cleaning, my cat came into the kitchen with a live mouse in her mouth. She looked me dead in the eyes and dropped the mouse, which then ran into my bedroom. It's been 4 hours and I still can't find it. Where's the cat? Chilling like nothing happened. FML

#21396858
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10645) - you deserved it (944)

On 04/20/2015 at 2:06pm - animals - by craZycatLady - United States (Kansas)

Today, I received several pairs of panties in the mail that I'd ordered online. When I opened the box, I was shocked because every pair was basically huge granny-panties. I was sure none would fit properly, but I tried them on to be sure. They fit perfectly. FML

#21396824
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9900) - you deserved it (2320)

On 04/20/2015 at 1:01pm - love - by fatass - United States (Nebraska)

Today, after a relaxing week away, my husband and I came home to discover our 17 year old son crashed one of our cars against the other. FML

#21396823
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9929) - you deserved it (1077)

On 04/20/2015 at 12:57pm - money - by ihatekids - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had a theatre performance. I had to put on a lot of makeup for the role, and one of the guys said I looked nice. I smiled and said thanks. Seconds later, I'd been sucker-punched by his girlfriend for "flirting" with her man. FML

#21396780
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10702) - you deserved it (691)

On 04/20/2015 at 10:45am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today, my mom called my workplace and told my boss to make sure I wear a hat so I didn't get heatstroke like I did on my last shift. I'm 25. FML

#21396530
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17097) - you deserved it (2151)

On 04/19/2015 at 10:39pm - work - by notmysistersbf (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my exchange student asked me for a ride to a party at a friend's house that I didn't know about. When I said, "Oh, just let me change", she replied, "I just need the ride, you're not invited." FML

#21396492
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19621) - you deserved it (1713)

On 04/19/2015 at 9:46pm - misc - by me - Canada

Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML

#21396485
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8510) - you deserved it (17180)

On 04/19/2015 at 9:39pm - love - by queenbitch - United States (Michigan)

Today, while studying for an exam, the neighbor's chihuahua started barking outside. After a few seconds, my mom yelled out for me to stop laughing. She honestly thought the barking was my laughter. FML

#21396226
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22001) - you deserved it (2168)

On 04/19/2015 at 1:09pm - animals - by woof? (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my grandma told me point-blank that she despises gays, but that she'll go to my wedding for the booze and nothing more. FML

#21396211
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22919) - you deserved it (3210)

On 04/19/2015 at 12:34pm - love - by leonuniz (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was so sleep-deprived, I thought a white car driving toward me was a polar bear. I screamed like a little girl and started panicking. I live in California. FML

#21396178
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19889) - you deserved it (5244)

On 04/19/2015 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend let out a horrible fart in the middle of sex. Even though it was clearly his, he gave me disgusted look, called me a dirty bitch, then kept going. Let's just say I didn't finish. FML

#21396154
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22324) - you deserved it (2004)

On 04/19/2015 at 10:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I found out my best friend's girlfriend is cheating on him with his own brother. I went over to his place and told him everything while his girlfriend was in the same room. He called me a jealous liar who wanted to break them up, and kicked me out while she looked on, smirking. FML

#21396139
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22604) - you deserved it (2213)

On 04/19/2015 at 9:08am - misc - by Anunimos (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML

#21395896
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23894) - you deserved it (2296)

On 04/18/2015 at 9:03pm - love - by socialix - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML

#21395867
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23395) - you deserved it (2458)

On 04/18/2015 at 7:55pm - misc - by Armstrong (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered why my pet bird has been hiding behind my couch pillow lately. It's not because she was nesting, as I thought. She's been secretly tearing apart the whole couch from behind there instead. FML

#21395798
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20602) - you deserved it (3379)

On 04/18/2015 at 3:34pm - animals - by thisisnotavirustrustme.exe (woman) - United States (New York)



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