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  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 June 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2247
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, as I was about to have sex with my husband, I said I wanted to "spice things up." Apparently, our ideas weren't the same. He yanked my nipples as hard as he could and said, "Yeah, you like that?" FML

#21364342
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10084) - you deserved it (1734)

On 02/27/2015 at 12:28am - intimacy - by milked (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML

#21364239
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13580) - you deserved it (7897)

On 02/26/2015 at 10:07pm - love - by confused - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, the neighbors called the cops because they heard "gun shots". My girlfriend and I were popping bubble wrap. FML

#21364157
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13239) - you deserved it (1005)

On 02/26/2015 at 7:35pm - misc - by We're still popping them - United States (California)

Today, I was doing laundry, so I decided to wash my cat's blanket. He chased me down the stairs into the basement, and I slightly closed the door behind me so he wouldn't follow me. He pushed the door shut, which automatically locks. I was trapped down there for 3 hours until my mom came home. FML

#21364131
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11786) - you deserved it (2364)

On 02/26/2015 at 7:08pm - animals - by jynxisadouchebag - United States (California)

Today, my friend was confiding all her problems to me over Skype. I pressed the mute button so I could let out a fart, forgetting I'd already muted it earlier. I broke several minutes of my own silence with a devastating wet one. Now she won't talk to me. FML

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86 comments

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On 02/26/2015 at 4:17pm - misc - by MuteNToot (man) -

Today, I found out my son likes to pee in the shower. He stated, "It's okay because dad pees in the sink!" I'm living with a bunch of bears. FML

#21363816
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23254) - you deserved it (3519)

On 02/26/2015 at 6:24am - kids - by showerlover (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I am still finding glitter in my ass crack after a concert last night that had a confetti cannon. Thanks Marilyn Manson, I feel so metal now. FML

#21363653
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21076) - you deserved it (4303)

On 02/25/2015 at 11:21pm - misc - by fredi - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend managed to orgasm by humping my leg. I'm beginning to think I am dating a puppy. FML

#21363602
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22545) - you deserved it (2688)

On 02/25/2015 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by failuretolaunch2 - United States

Today, it's been three days since I started working 12-hour night shifts. My neighbors have now decided to renovate their house. They're focusing on the rooms sharing my wall. FML

#21363273
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24354) - you deserved it (1680)

On 02/25/2015 at 11:53am - misc - by need sleep - United States (Maryland)

Today, after 3 years of studying to be a veterinarian, I found out I may not be able to continue. It's not because I'm failing my classes, but because my body has developed an allergy to cats. FML

#21363251
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26018) - you deserved it (2016)

On 02/25/2015 at 10:44am - animals - by cat-astrophic (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my boss used Siri to settle a debate we were having in our team meeting. Siri responded by calling him "Daddy". FML

#21363220
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25570) - you deserved it (2284)

On 02/25/2015 at 9:18am - work - by mags89 - United States

Today, I was telling my friends that I'd gotten a paid position to cover a worker's bereavement leave for the next three weeks. They then called me an insensitive bitch for 'profiting from someone else's misfortune'. FML

#21363187
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23251) - you deserved it (2096)

On 02/25/2015 at 6:51am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I got pulled over for speaking on my phone. I accepted the fine because I was too ashamed to tell the cute officer that I was actually trying to pop a huge pimple on my cheek. FML

#21363177
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20736) - you deserved it (9620)

On 02/25/2015 at 5:33am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, while trying to sleep, I heard what sounded like someone breaking into my house. I ran downstairs, only to find my cat had ripped down my blinds and was tangled up in them, thrashing around the floor like a fish. FML

#21363021
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23333) - you deserved it (2430)

On 02/24/2015 at 11:33pm - animals - by Sarah1330 (woman) - United States



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