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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 November 1990 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 121
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About KoalaBek : I'm a full time professional cynic. If I were an animal I'd be a Binturong. I may be the reincarnation of Martha Stewart. Yes I am aware she's not dead.

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Today, I told my girlfriend that I love her. She panicked and blurted out our S&M safeword. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46236) - you deserved it (6397)

On 05/26/2014 at 11:53am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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