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About Knox_Murderz : Knoxmurderz32 - kik me maybe. The names Deonta.

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Today, I got rejected for a job because they claimed I faked my entire resume. Their excuse? I'm too pretty to be smart. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44776) - you deserved it (3750)

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