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  • Number of visits : 413
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Knock_Out : I am a smart, nice guy who knows a lot of stuff, ranging from small repairs to completely random facts. I am a nerd, but I am a cool nerd, not one who is extremely lame (you don't see those every day...or ever...).

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today I was spending Saint Patrick's Day with my grlfriend hen she started pinching me fir wearing green . To my complete shock hen she pinched my nipple I got the biggest most noticeable erection I've ever had in my life and no matter wat I did it wouldn't go away . We were in public . FML

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On 03/17/2011 at 6:38pm - intimacy - by Mr. Sensitive Nips - United States (Texas)

Today, girlfriend found an enormous rose arrangement in the back seat of car. The flowers were from fire chief to his wife. I forgot to deliver them. I now have to replace them since girlfriend thinks I got them 4 her. The arrangement cost $225.

#14989370
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On 02/15/2011 at 10:30am - love - by Dj sMoZ! -

Today, girlfriend found an enormous rose arrangement in the back seat of car. The flowers were from fire chief to his wife. I forgot to deliver them. I now have to replace them since girlfriend thinks I got them 4 her. The arrangement cost $225.

#14989370
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On 02/15/2011 at 10:30am - love - by Dj sMoZ! -

Today I woke 2 hours before mah alarm was supposed to go off feeling incredibly sick. I then ran downstairs an had diarrheahile I threw up. I spent Valentine's Day having diarrhea every time I coughed or sneezed. FML

#14983932
41 comments

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On 02/15/2011 at 12:09am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I woke up to a good friend of mine leaving my bed. The very friend I've had a crush on fir months, and knows exactly how I feel about him. Everything was great until he said, "Yeah, about last night... It's just that u were there, and I was weak. looool See ya." FML

#14974628
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On 02/14/2011 at 3:25pm - love - by Emily (woman) - France (Auvergne)

Today, I woke up to a good friend of mine leaving my bed. The very friend I've had a crush on fir months, and knows exactly how I feel about him. Everything was great until he said, "Yeah, about last night... It's just that u were there, and I was weak. looool See ya." FML

#14974628
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On 02/14/2011 at 3:25pm - love - by Emily (woman) - France (Auvergne)

today I rummagd around in the attic, looking 4 old pictures of me an my family, so I could make a surprise collage. Instead, I found my dad's old journals, talking about how desperately he didn't want a kid, an how he wantd to leave my mother more an more every day that passd since I was born. FML

#14974571
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On 02/14/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by surfergal91 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I Was Working As An Intern At A Day Care. One Of The Kids Touchd My Chest A Couple Of Times, An I Jokingly Told Him That He Shouldn't Touch Old An Ugly Women Like Me. So He Startd Groping The Little Girls Instead. When The Other Teachers Askd Himhy, He Said I Had Told Him To. Fat FML

#14974014
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On 02/14/2011 at 1:51pm - kids - by Mikabe (woman) - Sweden (Varmlands Lan)

Today, I Was Working As An Intern At A Day Care. One Of The Kids Touchd My Chest A Couple Of Times, An I Jokingly Told Him That He Shouldn't Touch Old An Ugly Women Like Me. So He Startd Groping The Little Girls Instead. When The Other Teachers Askd Himhy, He Said I Had Told Him To. Fat FML

#14974014
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On 02/14/2011 at 1:51pm - kids - by Mikabe (woman) - Sweden (Varmlands Lan)

Today I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you happy Valentine's." It was from mah boyfriend. FML

#14973711
97 comments

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On 02/14/2011 at 1:14pm - love - by sexyredhead - United States

yesterday after dealing with tons of drama an working a 14 hour shift I took a shower. When I stepped out a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid which fell into the tank an broke it. Now looool my leg hurts an the bathroom's flooded. mega FML

#14969181
41 comments

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On 02/14/2011 at 2:11am - misc - by TheKingDavis (man) - United States (New Mexico)

2day a man pulled me violently into an alleyway an informed me I was bieng mugged. Bieng a body-builder... I said... "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked mah ass in a matter of seconds... stole mah wallet... then farted on mah bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML

#14965591
198 comments

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On 02/13/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by NotAsToughAsHeThinks (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, I got a text from a girl tat I've ad a crus on 4 a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agred and went to te restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from er saying someting ad come up, so se couldn't make it. As I was walking back to ma car, I saw er walk into te same restaurant wit anoter guy. real FML

#14960685
85 comments

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On 02/13/2011 at 4:14pm - love - by Saberwolf (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today , I had to say a deep sincere speech on assembly in front of the whole college on the recent floods in Queensland. Instead of saying "We are Queenslanders , when we get knocked down , we get back up" I stumbled and said "We are Queenslanders , when we get knocked up..." big fat FML

#14955140
73 comments

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On 02/13/2011 at 5:00am - misc - by knockedup (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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