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  • Birth Date : Monday 16 March 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2801
  • Number of comments : 141
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Today, my mom once again commented on how I need to work out. It has come to the point that I now walk around in exercise clothes and have a bottle of water/fake sweat to put on, just so she thinks I work out. This is how lazy I am. FML

#19985136
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5637) - you deserved it (39680)

On 07/26/2012 at 10:48am - health - by maddiebauer - United States (Illinois)

Today, I sold yet another £100 bottle of lotion to a stuck-up teenage fashionista with less brain-power than the yapping bastard of a dog she carried in her arms. She did nothing but brag the whole time about her jewelry, and openly mocked me for only making minimum wage. FML

#19933084
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25995) - you deserved it (2387)

On 07/13/2012 at 3:08pm - work - by fucking pissants (man) - United Kingdom

Today, after years of waiting, I finally got to meet the band whose music got me through one of the hardest times I have ever experienced. When I turned down the lead singer for sex, they told me to leave. FML

#19470804
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32636) - you deserved it (12491)

On 04/15/2012 at 3:03am - intimacy - by bummed - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML

#19339659
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7736) - you deserved it (25257)

On 03/24/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by Avery - United States (California)

Today, I accidentally dropped a sculpture at college, and it broke. Some weirdo wearing a pink cape and a fake moustache bitched me out and told me not to be such an attention-seeking drama queen. FML

#19026244
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23784) - you deserved it (2984)

On 02/08/2012 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML

#18990200
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16206) - you deserved it (32469)

On 02/04/2012 at 5:16am - intimacy - by mattttbob - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML

#18927018
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37988) - you deserved it (3000)

On 01/27/2012 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I bought weed for the first time. The dealer was an undercover cop. FML

Today, my students took my glasses, hid them from me, and called me a turtle when I squinted my eyes trying to look for them. This carried on for about 25 minutes. FML

#17980365
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26373) - you deserved it (3652)

On 10/14/2011 at 2:09am - kids - by TurtleTeacher (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, after months of telling my parents I was going to live on my own, I finally moved out. Not even 24 hours being out of their house, some reject burned down the apartment complex I live in. Guess who's moving back home. FML

#17853037
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31745) - you deserved it (2279)

On 09/28/2011 at 1:17am - misc - by Foreverathome - United States (Texas)

Today, I tried to scare a new college friend by sneaking up behind her wearing a mask. It worked. And so did her lightning fast reflexes developed from multiple martial arts championships. My 2 cracked ribs, broken nose and bruised ballsack can now be added to her list of achievements. FML

#17649868
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10325) - you deserved it (47228)

On 09/03/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by only1bigdogme - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was at the airport to pick up my mother since my baby is due soon. As she arrived, I smiled wide and opened my arms for a hug, but she walked right by me. Apparently, being pregnant makes me unrecognizable. My husband and I had to tell it her was me, her own daughter. FML

#17468026
61 comments

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On 08/14/2011 at 6:34am - misc - by Motherly Love - United States (Virginia)

Today, my parents took me on a plane ride for a vacation in Hong Kong. What they didn't tell me was that the "vacation" is extended for three years. FML

#17297166
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43035) - you deserved it (2904)

On 07/29/2011 at 11:37am - misc - by xxxkkxxx - Hong Kong

Today, it was hot out, so I opted to stay cool and wear my bathing suit all day. My mom took it as me rubbing in the fact that I'm thinner than her and grounded me. FML

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178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36372) - you deserved it (5209)

On 07/24/2011 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)



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