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  • Birth Date : Monday 16 March 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3067
  • Number of comments : 149
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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today I realized I'm so desperate for money that I started to watch Breaking Bad to learn how to make meth!! I stopped..!! not because I decided it was a bad idea..!! but because it looks too hard!! big fat FML

#20130198
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8037) - you deserved it (24582)

On 10/23/2012 at 6:47pm - money - by Yo Mr. White! ... BETCH! - United States (California)

FOR THE SECOND DAY IN A ROW, I WAS CONSTANTLY ABUSED, YELLED AT, INSULTED, AND BERATED BY MY WIFE FIR "ENDANGERING OUR CHILD'S LIFE." I TOOK HER TO THE DOCTOR FIR A VACCINATION AND FLU SHOT YESTERDAY. FML

#20121390
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23783) - you deserved it (3379)

On 10/17/2012 at 6:58pm - love - by DrugsRX (man) - United States (Georgia)

today the person that interviewed me for a job was the same person I called a "fat bitch" at a baseball game after she knocked over my looool drinkhile she was dancing!! She recognized me too!! mega FML

#20119038
34 comments

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On 10/16/2012 at 12:16am - work - by leafscupwin - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I Had To Eat Mah Breakfast In Terrified Silence, As Mah Hungover Mother Staggered Into The Room, Shouted At The Kettle 4 Not Boiling Fast Enough, And After A Few Seconds, Screamed That I'd Sabotaged It. I'm Now Grounded 4 Supposedly Trying To Fuck With Her Head. FML

#20113953
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23637) - you deserved it (1376)

On 10/12/2012 at 7:00pm - misc - by WTF (woman) - New Zealand (Waikato)

TODAY, MAH INSANE BOSS DECIDED I POOP TOO MUCH. NOW, EVERY TIME I GO TO THE BATHROOM, HE FOLLOWS ME IN AND TRIES TO GET ME TO HURRY UP BY READING PASSAGES FROM 50 SHADES OF GREY. FML

#20009332
196 comments

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On 08/08/2012 at 9:53am - work - by blakeintheoffice - United States

Today, my mom once again commentd on how I ned to work out. It has come to the point that I now walk around in exercise clothes and have a bottle of water/fake sweat to put on, just so she thinks looool I work out. This is how lazy I am. FML

#19985136
209 comments

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On 07/26/2012 at 10:48am - health - by maddiebauer - United States (Illinois)

today I sold yet another £100 bottle of lotion to a stuck-up teenage fashionista with less brain-power than the yapping bastard of a dog she carried in her arms. She did nothing but brag the whole time about her jewelry, an openly mocked me for only making minimum wage. FML

#19933084
159 comments

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On 07/13/2012 at 3:08pm - work - by fucking pissants (man) - United Kingdom

Today, after years of waiting, I finally got to meet the band whose music got me through one of the hardest times I have ever experienced. When I turned down the lead singer 4 sex, they told me to leave. FML

#19470804
324 comments

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On 04/15/2012 at 3:03am - intimacy - by bummed - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML

#19339659
157 comments

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On 03/24/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by Avery - United States (California)

Today I accidentally droppd a sculpture at college and it broke !! Some weirdo wearing a pink cape and a fake moustache bitchd me out and told me to be such an attention-seeking drama queen !! FML

#19026244
111 comments

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On 02/08/2012 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today... I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML

#18990200
180 comments

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On 02/04/2012 at 5:16am - intimacy - by mattttbob - Australia (New South Wales)

Today mah grlfriend woefully admittd that she think of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend all while I was still inside her. FML

#18927018
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38032) - you deserved it (3002)

On 01/27/2012 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

I bought weed 4 the frst time. The dealer was an undercover cop. FML

Today... my student took my glasses... hid them from looool me... and called me a turtlehen I squinted my eyes trying to look 4 them. This carried on 4 about 25 minutes. FML

#17980365
68 comments

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On 10/14/2011 at 2:09am - kids - by TurtleTeacher (man) - United States (Alaska)

Taday after months of telling my parents I was going to live on my own, I finally moved out. Not even 24 hours bieng out of there house, some reject burned down the apartment complex I live in. Guessho's moving back home. FML

#17853037
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31782) - you deserved it (2281)

On 09/28/2011 at 1:17am - misc - by Foreverathome - United States (Texas)



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