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Knightchaser27
  • Town/Country : London, United Kingdom
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  • Birth Date : Monday 16 March 1992 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 931
  • Number of comments : 115
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Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML

#18927018
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On 01/27/2012 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I bought weed for the first time. The dealer was an undercover cop. FML

Today, my students took my glasses, hid them from me, and called me a turtle when I squinted my eyes trying to look for them. This carried on for about 25 minutes. FML

#17980365
66 comments

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On 10/14/2011 at 2:09am - kids - by TurtleTeacher (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, after months of telling my parents I was going to live on my own, I finally moved out. Not even 24 hours being out of their house, some reject burned down the apartment complex I live in. Guess who's moving back home. FML

#17853037
96 comments

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On 09/28/2011 at 1:17am - misc - by Foreverathome - United States (Texas)

Today, I tried to scare a new college friend by sneaking up behind her wearing a mask. It worked. And so did her lightning fast reflexes developed from multiple martial arts championships. My 2 cracked ribs, broken nose and bruised ballsack can now be added to her list of achievements. FML

#17649868
130 comments

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On 09/03/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by only1bigdogme - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was at the airport to pick up my mother since my baby is due soon. As she arrived, I smiled wide and opened my arms for a hug, but she walked right by me. Apparently, being pregnant makes me unrecognizable. My husband and I had to tell it her was me, her own daughter. FML

#17468026
60 comments

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On 08/14/2011 at 6:34am - misc - by Motherly Love - United States (Virginia)

Today, my parents took me on a plane ride for a vacation in Hong Kong. What they didn't tell me was that the "vacation" is extended for three years. FML

#17297166
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40151) - you deserved it (2713)

On 07/29/2011 at 11:37am - misc - by xxxkkxxx - Hong Kong

Today, it was hot out, so I opted to stay cool and wear my bathing suit all day. My mom took it as me rubbing in the fact that I'm thinner than her and grounded me. FML

#17242973
178 comments

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On 07/24/2011 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

#17213168
368 comments

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On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
428 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my five year old daughter came up to me and told me she wanted to be a nun. When I asked why, she replied, "So I won't get my heart broken by a boy." FML

#16607799
100 comments

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On 06/11/2011 at 7:12am - kids - by julia - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at the park with my daughter. She walked up to a boy at the swings, held her hand out, and said, "Hi I'm Vanessa, and someday you'll be working for me." FML

#16591956
46 comments

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On 06/10/2011 at 5:57am - kids - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML

#16168666
372 comments

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On 05/14/2011 at 7:15am - intimacy - by ali grace - United States (Texas)

Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

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182 comments

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On 04/26/2011 at 9:56am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)



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