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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 March 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 561
  • Number of comments : 66
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my grandma said, "I know you don't have any plans tonight. Do you want to go to bingo with me?" I said sure out of pity, and ended up being her designated driver after she got wasted later in the evening. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40475) - you deserved it (5107)

On 01/17/2014 at 12:35pm - misc - by my cheese grater + your dick (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55435) - you deserved it (6937)

On 01/12/2014 at 8:00pm - health - by foreveralone - United States (Illinois)

Today, my dog found out how to turn my Xbox off. So whenever he wants attention, guess what he does. FML


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On 01/06/2014 at 6:00pm - animals - by Z3R0G5 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found a great recipe for dinner, and emailed it to myself with the subject "Dinner tonight". Hours later, I'd forgotten all about it, opened my emails, saw the subject line, and thought someone was asking me out to dinner. I got really excited until I saw the sender address. FML


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On 01/06/2014 at 3:57pm - misc - by Mels (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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