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About Kiztalee : Hi my names Krista. Im a super pale 17 year old ginger who loves animals and Star Trek next generation. Some of my favorite performers / bands are,Modest Mouse, The Tallest Man on Earth ,mimicking birds, the early stuff of thenewno2 , Led Zeppelin, and the beatles of course:) really any music from the 70's era. Ive been in a relationship sense 9/17/12 and have playing guitar since February . So yea that's enough rambling. Feel free to message me on kik ag kizta, unless your some creep trying to have cyber sex.
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Today, my sister-in-law pooped with the bathroom door open until my husband had to tell her to close it, then she came out with unwashed hands and started rooting through the cookies. This isn't even the most unhygienic thing she's done today. FML
Friday 30 January 2015