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Kiwiscanfly
  • Town/Country : Auckland, New Zealand
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 January 1996 (18 years)
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About Kiwiscanfly : I'm Johanna, and I live in New Zealand.

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

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