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Kiwiscanfly

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Kiwiscanfly

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 January 1996 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1184
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Kiwiscanfly : I'm Johanna, and I live in New Zealand.

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

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