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KiwiiLemon
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
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About KiwiiLemon : i wish i'd live in florida.

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Today, I got on an elevator at the mall, along with a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl talking on her cell. She spent the whole ride telling the person on the other end how hideous I looked and how I look like a pregnant sperm whale. I was too humiliated to even say anything. FML

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