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Today, I was tidying my room when my gran came in and offered to help. I said I didn't need any, but she started going through it anyway. She found a tube of "Very Cherry" lube and asked what it was. I subtly tore off the label and tried to convince her it was a face mask. She's taken it to try it out tonight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24325) - you deserved it (8105)

On 10/10/2010 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Dilly - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was visiting my boyfriend, who lives 2 hours away. After about twenty minutes of glorious sex, he told me in no uncertain terms that he was about to come. He then "baaa"d like a sheep as he came. I couldn't come after that. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27145) - you deserved it (3854)

On 10/02/2010 at 4:31pm - intimacy - by seriously (woman) - United States (Texas)



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