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KiwiKitten

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 April 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1259
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About KiwiKitten : I hate every single one of you. You are all incompetent idiots, lacking in humor and knowledge of sarcasm. You suck. Yes, I'm talking to you.

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KiwiKitten's favorite FMLs

Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML

#3861516
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I agree, your life sucks (71631) - you deserved it (7648)

On 07/18/2009 at 5:35pm - misc - by overachiever - United States (Illinois)

Today, my 6 year old daughter asked me, "what would happen to me if you and daddy died?". I told her that she'd probably live with her Uncle Ant and Aunt Ilene. She looked at me and said "You guys can die. I won't cry. I get everything I want over there." FML

#1551610
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (92653) - you deserved it (9069)

On 05/02/2009 at 4:12am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26066) - you deserved it (51089)

On 02/12/2009 at 11:17am - intimacy - by florisvanlent (man) - Netherlands (Drenthe)



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