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KiwiKitten

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 April 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2394
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About KiwiKitten : I hate every single one of you. You are all incompetent idiots, lacking in humor and knowledge of sarcasm. You suck. Yes, I'm talking to you.

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Visits<b>IanTheKorean</b> - the 09/26/2016 at 3:15pm<b>Dr_Awesome654</b> - the 08/20/2016 at 3:13pm<b>kenyrabit</b> - the 06/03/2016 at 7:14pm<b>eyepuppy</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 7:47am<b>samrompain</b> - the 12/21/2015 at 12:27am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 7:54pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 8:54pm<b>senor_octubre</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 6:39pm<b>Jishiku</b> - the 08/18/2014 at 1:56pm<b>x_hero</b> - the 08/01/2014 at 3:36pm<b>Federgirl</b> - the 05/13/2014 at 9:23pm<b>SticksandSkins</b> - the 04/08/2013 at 5:34pm<b>Gv2012</b> - the 01/06/2013 at 5:17am<b>THE_A_TEEN</b> - the 06/24/2012 at 2:37pm<b>roundnproud</b> - the 05/17/2012 at 4:28pm<b>Mearemoi</b> - the 05/13/2012 at 2:07pm<b>Zomg_Okay</b> - the 05/13/2012 at 6:46am<b>kickyc</b> - the 05/13/2012 at 6:01am

Fucked!<b>kenyrabit</b> - the 06/04/2016 at 1:15am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 1:53am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 2:55am

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KiwiKitten's favorite FMLs

Today, my baby-crazy mother expressed her concerns that I haven't conceived after a whole two months of marriage. Her advice amounted to "get divorced while you're still hot, sleep around until you get pregnant, then marry the winner." When I complained to my father, he supported her. FML

by Anonymous / 01/11/2011 at 1:46pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids

Today, my boyfriend decided to re-enact a scene from Family Guy. He locked me in the car with him and farted deadly ones repeatedly. He wouldn't let me out until I learned to "love the gas." FML

by Anonymous / 01/04/2011 at 3:09pm / Reserved / Love

Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML

by newmother / 12/05/2010 at 8:38am / Australia (Queensland) / Health

Today, I learned that I wasn't really allergic to chocolate. My parents made it up when I was a child because they didn't want me to get fat. FML

by wow / 11/25/2010 at 2:32am / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Miscellaneous

Today, I have both a cold and a period. Tomorrow, I will have a cold, my period and my wisdom teeth taken out. FML

by Unlucky / 05/23/2010 at 8:22pm / Australia (Victoria) / Health

Today, after church, my 5-year-old son asked me about God, so I answered his questions in full. We talked about God for over 2 hours. At the end of it all, he pondered for a moment, before saying to me "That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. You're dumb." FML

by bleredoshia / 04/08/2010 at 12:27am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Kids

Today, I had to help my dad remove a splinter. From his butt. FML

by Anonymous / 02/18/2010 at 7:44pm / United States (New York) / Health

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

by Jon / 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. A couple of cute girls started talking to me, telling me how much they liked my dreads. Seeing this, my mother stepped up next to me, patted me on the shoulder, and said, "This here is my little baby, treat him nicely!" Thanks, Mom. FML

by Dreadge / 01/15/2010 at 2:37pm / Israel (Hefa) / Miscellaneous

Today, I realized that I'm a sleepwalker and for the past week, that dream where I was giving my roommate a blowjob was real. He just pretended it never happened. FML

by chacha / 11/28/2009 at 1:11pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, my roommate of seven weeks decided to kick me out. He blames me for the stains on his expensive white leather couch, even after a prof cleaner determined it was red wine. I don't drink red wine. He does. FML

by Anonymous / 11/25/2009 at 2:35am / United States (Delaware) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML

by Micheal / 11/22/2009 at 10:59pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love

Today, I was minding a 6-year old boy. He begged me to take him somewhere. I rang his Mum, and she said I could. He picked to go to McDonald's. He ordered chicken. After his meal, he told me he was vegetarian, and wanted to try some meat while his Mum wasn't around. I got the blame. FML

by NewlyChildaphobic / 11/17/2009 at 9:50am / Ireland (Cork) / Kids

Today, I went to the movies. Not only did the movie end up being awful, but I came to my car to find out someone drew Squidward from "SpongeBob" with large letters spelling "I LIKE POTATOES!" on my windshield. In permanent marker. FML

by squidwardpotatoes / 11/14/2009 at 6:08am / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

by ohgod / 08/14/2009 at 12:57pm / United States (Iowa) / Kids