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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 December 1992 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1835
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About KiwiExchange : Hi :3 pleasure to meet you! ^__^

The name's Sydney. Here's a little something about me:

I'm currently a fourth year uni student. I'm studying to get a major in business accounting as well as a major in hospitality management with a minor in Spanish and finance. Also tossing in an international business certificate, might as well, right?

I love to travel and explore!

I absolutely love video games! My all time favorite has got to be LOZ (Legend of Zelda). Probably all of them ^~^ oh and probably L4D2 and CoD :P

I love to write music and *attempt* to play the piano.

I can sing.

I'm in ISV, which is a programme where students can volunteer and help those in need... Internationally! It's pretty awesome!

I love to cook.

I'm generally a happy, bubbly person and I'm always smiling!

I'm a cheeky girl! xx

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Today, in a desperate attempt to add some variety to my life, I resorted to closing my eyes and picking a random font for my essay paper. FML

#20998799
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31373) - you deserved it (7037)

On 12/20/2013 at 3:02am - misc - by Jess (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I brought my Japanese girlfriend home for dinner with my family for the first time. They all got drunk and made heaps of racist jokes right in front of us. My dad forgot her name and started calling her "Rice Ball" instead. FML

#20858245
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55891) - you deserved it (4423)

On 08/28/2013 at 6:35pm - love - by Thanks everyone (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, a man pulled a knife on me just so he could mug me of the cigarette I was smoking. FML

#20829596
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42814) - you deserved it (7177)

On 08/09/2013 at 7:29pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Switzerland

Today, while I was sitting on the toilet, my toddler swung the door open. We just bought the house, and we have no curtains. Our new neighbor, who I haven't met, was mowing her yard. I stood half-naked to close the door, and our eyes met. I froze. She waved. FML

#20154142
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19688) - you deserved it (2092)

On 11/07/2012 at 8:41pm - misc - by ohcrap (man) - United States

Today, my dad saw on TV that in some parts of Africa, it's not uncommon for people to attach make-shift flamethrowers to their cars to defend against carjackers. He's now lost his mind and is forcing me to help him put one together to scare off Jehovah's Witnesses. FML

#20124199
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17723) - you deserved it (1998)

On 10/19/2012 at 5:39pm - misc - by Watchtower? More like fortress. (man) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, I spent hours crafting a tiara to look like the princess from my boyfriend's favourite game series, Zelda. I sent him a picture of me wearing it, and got the reply: "Sure, that's nice, but you'd be better as Majora." FML

#20079245
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18446) - you deserved it (3085)

On 09/19/2012 at 1:25pm - love - by MT (woman) - Finland

Today, I found a tiny, featherless baby bird. I knew it was impossible, but I tried to keep it alive through the day. Before I could get it to the wildlife center, it died, and when I got all choked up over it, my mom started laughing at me and saying how "weak" I was. FML

#20077707
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24139) - you deserved it (4167)

On 09/18/2012 at 12:19pm - animals - by Birdwatcher (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mum found out she's pregnant. I would be happy for her, if she knew who the father was. FML

#20060753
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23860) - you deserved it (1682)

On 09/06/2012 at 6:21pm - health - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I received the "employee of the month" title from the job I was fired from last week. FML

#20059608
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21282) - you deserved it (1464)

On 09/05/2012 at 10:02pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I told a girl that she had very pretty eyes. I then had to rinse pepper spray from my own. FML

#20059533
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22293) - you deserved it (2287)

On 09/05/2012 at 9:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, the office I work at put up a "No Masturbating at Desks" sign. I'm disappointed by this, not because I usually whack off at my desk, but because enough people do that there needs to be a sign against it. FML

#20043181
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27977) - you deserved it (3746)

On 08/26/2012 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at work, I decided to make things more interesting, so when I called people I used a fake accent. As I was using an Australian accent, the person I was talking to asked me where in Australia I was from. I desperately replied, "Where the kangaroos are..." I'm now jobless. FML

#20011862
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6049) - you deserved it (34018)

On 08/09/2012 at 5:42pm - work - by sincerely depressed. - United States (California)

Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML

#20011112
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15329) - you deserved it (19795)

On 08/09/2012 at 7:39am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my home health patient purposely drinks tons of prune juice every night so I will have a huge mess to clean up in the morning because I'm "a lazy bastard" and I "need to work harder." FML

#19885470
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22947) - you deserved it (2390)

On 07/03/2012 at 11:08am - work - by melikeyturtles - United States (Illinois)

Today, I'm going to court to give an eyewitness account of a robbery. Unfortunately, I had a wacky dream last night concerning the robbery, and no longer have any idea of what actually happened in real life. FML

#19884306
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29564) - you deserved it (3239)

On 07/03/2012 at 2:22am - misc - by Dreamer (man) - United States (California)



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