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KiwiExchange
  • Town/Country : Wellington, New Zealand
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 October 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1175
  • Number of comments : 71
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About KiwiExchange : Hi :3 pleasure to meet you! ^__^

The name's Sydney. Here's a little something about me:

I'm currently a second year uni student. I'm studying to get a major in business economics as well as a major in hospitality management with a minor in Spanish and an international business certificate.

I love to travel and explore!

I absolutely love video games! My all time favorite has got to be LOZ (Legend of Zelda). Probably all of them ^~^ oh and probably L4D2 and CoD :P

I love to write music and *attempt* to play the piano.

I can sing.

I'm in ISV, which is a programme where students can volunteer and help those in need... Internationally! It's pretty awesome!

I love to cook.

I'm generally a happy, bubbly person and I'm always smiling!

I'm a cheeky girl! xx

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KiwiExchange's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was sitting on the toilet, my toddler swung the door open. We just bought the house, and we have no curtains. Our new neighbor, who I haven't met, was mowing her yard. I stood half-naked to close the door, and our eyes met. I froze. She waved. FML

#20154142
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15069) - you deserved it (1416)

On 11/07/2012 at 8:41pm - misc - by ohcrap (man) - United States

Today, my dad saw on TV that in some parts of Africa, it's not uncommon for people to attach make-shift flamethrowers to their cars to defend against carjackers. He's now lost his mind and is forcing me to help him put one together to scare off Jehovah's Witnesses. FML

#20124199
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12443) - you deserved it (1296)

On 10/19/2012 at 5:39pm - misc - by Watchtower? More like fortress. (man) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, I spent hours crafting a tiara to look like the princess from my boyfriend's favourite game series, Zelda. I sent him a picture of me wearing it, and got the reply: "Sure, that's nice, but you'd be better as Majora." FML

#20079245
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12896) - you deserved it (2115)

On 09/19/2012 at 1:25pm - love - by MT (woman) - Finland

Today, I found a tiny, featherless baby bird. I knew it was impossible, but I tried to keep it alive through the day. Before I could get it to the wildlife center, it died, and when I got all choked up over it, my mom started laughing at me and saying how "weak" I was. FML

#20077707
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17184) - you deserved it (2828)

On 09/18/2012 at 12:19pm - animals - by Birdwatcher (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mum found out she's pregnant. I would be happy for her, if she knew who the father was. FML

#20060753
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17932) - you deserved it (1089)

On 09/06/2012 at 6:21pm - health - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I received the "employee of the month" title from the job I was fired from last week. FML

#20059608
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15402) - you deserved it (909)

On 09/05/2012 at 10:02pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I told a girl that she had very pretty eyes. I then had to rinse pepper spray from my own. FML

#20059533
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16548) - you deserved it (1501)

On 09/05/2012 at 9:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, the office I work at put up a "No Masturbating at Desks" sign. I'm disappointed by this, not because I usually whack off at my desk, but because enough people do that there needs to be a sign against it. FML

#20043181
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19455) - you deserved it (2469)

On 08/26/2012 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at work, I decided to make things more interesting, so when I called people I used a fake accent. As I was using an Australian accent, the person I was talking to asked me where in Australia I was from. I desperately replied, "Where the kangaroos are..." I'm now jobless. FML

#20011862
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4233) - you deserved it (22583)

On 08/09/2012 at 5:42pm - work - by sincerely depressed. - United States (California)

Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML

#20011112
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11743) - you deserved it (12453)

On 08/09/2012 at 7:39am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my home health patient purposely drinks tons of prune juice every night so I will have a huge mess to clean up in the morning because I'm "a lazy bastard" and I "need to work harder." FML

#19885470
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17919) - you deserved it (1709)

On 07/03/2012 at 11:08am - work - by melikeyturtles - United States (Illinois)

Today, I'm going to court to give an eyewitness account of a robbery. Unfortunately, I had a wacky dream last night concerning the robbery, and no longer have any idea of what actually happened in real life. FML

#19884306
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23091) - you deserved it (2204)

On 07/03/2012 at 2:22am - misc - by Dreamer (man) - United States (California)

Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML

#16077554
482 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11374) - you deserved it (64572)

On 05/07/2011 at 11:29am - misc - by BCBUDDY - United States (Florida)

Today, a buttmunch customer brought in $7 worth of pennies I had to count and roll. As I was putting them in the deposite box at the end of my shift, I fumbled and dropped the rolls. All but one broke, spilling their contents on the floor. FML

#5732047
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24504) - you deserved it (4803)

On 10/08/2009 at 11:17pm - money - by StellaSanguina (woman) - United States (Kansas)



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