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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 March 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 988
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Kittycorn : One day I decided that I liked kittens, and that I liked unicorns, from then on I became the Kittycorn.

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Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML


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On 12/30/2012 at 1:29am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimented my dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML


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On 10/30/2012 at 5:26pm - misc - by rarara - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except when he did he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML


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On 09/26/2012 at 6:54pm - intimacy - by wickedbeauty333 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, it was so cold that I had to put slippers over my slippers. FML


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On 11/10/2011 at 2:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid. FML


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On 02/12/2011 at 9:17pm - animals - by Username - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I got diarrhea while on a trip with my daughters. At our third stop, I had to sit in the stall listening to my 5 year-old informing everyone who came in that "mommy is stopping at EVERY bathroom to poop." FML


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On 01/07/2011 at 3:03am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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