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Kittycorn's favorite FMLs
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
by Anonymous / 12/30/2012 at 1:29am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimented my dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML
by rarara / 10/30/2012 at 5:26pm / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Miscellaneous
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except when he did he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML
by wickedbeauty333 / 09/26/2012 at 6:54pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, my wife, who is four months pregnant, burst into tears while thinking about the armchair in our living room that we never use. According to her, we're stopping it from living out its destiny as an armchair. FML
by FauteuilEver Alone / 07/05/2012 at 4:11am / France / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/10/2011 at 2:06am / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid. FML
by Username / 02/12/2011 at 9:17pm / United States (Kentucky) / Animals
Today, I got diarrhea while on a trip with my daughters. At our third stop, I had to sit in the stall listening to my 5 year-old informing everyone who came in that "mommy is stopping at EVERY bathroom to poop." FML
by Anonymous / 01/07/2011 at 3:03am / United States / Kids
Today, I went to a concert. They had this feature where you could send a picture of something from your cell phone and they'd put it on the big screens, so I sent a picture of myself in. When the picture came up on the screens, the entire crowd of about 4,000 people went, "Ewwww!" FML
by apparentlyugly / 04/26/2009 at 12:49pm / United States (Virginia) / Geek
- Today, a friend of mine told me that he knew I was into kinky sex, "like getting tied up." I just… Today, I woke up for the third time in a row from a wet dream about my ex-girlfriend. I'm currently… Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly…
- Today, at 1:19am I was woken by my cat who brought me a mouse to my bedroom. He hadn't yet killed… Today, while standing next to my work van pulling out tools for a job, a man snuck up within inches… Today, right after my World Geography teacher had told me that I am too "r-rated" in the classroom,…