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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 June 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 854
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About KittyLahv : I love cats, food, horror movies, video games, sarcasm, cute old people, my family, my friends, my boyfriend, and buttered popcorn flavored jelly beans (hell YES!).

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Today, at dinner, my downstair's neighbors described how they can listen to most of my movements, including the buzz of my phone when I text late at night. I think all of us knew it is not my phone that vibrates at that time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27434) - you deserved it (4345)

On 01/24/2015 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21332) - you deserved it (9351)

On 01/17/2015 at 8:54am - health - by badluck_jean (man) - France

Today, I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare. I started screaming in my dream, so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well. The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming. FML

Today, I was chatting with the girl of my dreams, a real heart-to-heart. Everything was going great, and I asked her if she'd like to get coffee together sometime. She immediately backed away and excused herself, mumbling something about not dating left-handed people. Huh? FML


I agree, your life sucks (30779) - you deserved it (2306)

On 12/27/2014 at 4:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my classmate commented on how quiet I am. I responded with, "Well, nobody plots murder out loud," trying to be funny. My teacher tried to get me arrested. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35065) - you deserved it (6735)

On 12/16/2014 at 8:54pm - work - by justjoking - United States

Today, my family got into a massive argument about whether or not battery-operated toothbrushes are considered electric toothbrushes. Everyone is in their own room and refuses to talk to each other. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30160) - you deserved it (3119)

On 12/15/2014 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by thechaos (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she's been cheating on me for the past two months. Apparently she thought I'd take it well, because when I yelled at her for being a heartless bitch, she stuttered "S-sike!" and tried to play it off as a prank. She's acting like we're still dating. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32975) - you deserved it (2690)

On 12/13/2014 at 11:19am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I came home to find out my roommate sold my PS4, because, "You don't use it anymore." FML


I agree, your life sucks (32945) - you deserved it (2349)

On 12/13/2014 at 12:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, since my finals are starting tomorrow, I made a joke about setting my math books on fire. I laughed. Friends laughed. Parents laughed. Guess what subject just managed to actually get in touch with my scented candles? FML


I agree, your life sucks (25805) - you deserved it (5363)

On 12/11/2014 at 2:55pm - misc - by not laughing anymore - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I witnessed my dad rummage through his nostrils, thoughtfully examine the contents, and flick them nonchalantly onto the carpet. All of this he did with the biggest demented grin on his face. Sadly, this has become a regular occurrence. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23085) - you deserved it (2056)

On 12/08/2014 at 6:08pm - misc - by blech (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend made me a milkshake. It was pale yellow with some black spots. He told me it was banana and poppy seed. After drinking it, he told me they weren't poppy seeds. They were his pubes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36911) - you deserved it (4333)

On 12/07/2014 at 9:12pm - misc - by pubemilkshake - United States (Utah)

Today, my daughter decided it'd be funny to change the time on my clock. My boss didn't think it was funny. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29763) - you deserved it (2460)

On 12/06/2014 at 11:10am - work - by graciegold95 - United States (California)

Today, I farted while asking a girl out to dinner. FML


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On 11/27/2014 at 10:13am - love - by fart - United States (Michigan)

Today, what few friends I have won't talk to me anymore. My ex told them she dumped me because I abused her. I never abused her. What really happened is that she dumped me in a rage after I refused to give her money for drugs. Nobody's even asked for my side of the story. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36150) - you deserved it (2270)

On 11/26/2014 at 11:42am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, the Salvation Army stationed one of their obnoxious bell-ringers in the mall right outside my store. My employees and I can wave goodbye to any form of sanity for the next month. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26085) - you deserved it (4434)

On 11/23/2014 at 5:03am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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