About KittyLahv : Lover of animals, videogames, and Washed Out.
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Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend of 2 years, I was backing out of his driveway when he came running out yelling "STOP!" I thought he wanted to make up so I kept going, until I'd run over his dog. FML
by itsnotyouitsme / 04/20/2016 at 2:54pm / United States (California) / Animals
Today, I found out how acidic some of the chemicals I work with are. After a chemical shower, minor burns, and having to throw away my clothes due to a biohazard, I had the pleasure of running across the parking lot to my car, wearing only a lab coat around my waist. FML
by Anonymous / 04/15/2016 at 4:18pm / United States / Work
Today, I called to see if my bridesmaid's dress was ready. They told me it had already been picked up, the bride's mom picked up the dress and got rid of it because she doesn't want me in the wedding. FML
by buttercup92 / 03/13/2016 at 9:41pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, after meticulously rereading my application, merging references, budgets, academic transcripts and itineraries for an amazing scholarship, I clicked submit, only to remember that the system was on Daylight Savings time, which we don't have in my state! I missed out on $2,500 by 3 minutes. FML
by PoorForever / 02/28/2016 at 8:53am / Australia (Queensland) / Money
by BroadcitySF / 02/27/2016 at 10:42pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/10/2016 at 1:36pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by sicky / 01/27/2016 at 12:02am / United States (Utah) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/26/2016 at 5:22pm / Netherlands (Noord-Brabant) / Work
Today, I played charades with my girlfriend and her family. When it was her turn to act out a phrase, she simply walked to the center of the room and pointed to herself and then at me. It took less than 5 seconds for someone to correctly guess "Beauty and the Beast". FML
by fuglymug / 01/08/2016 at 4:48pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
Today, I was at a small secret Santa with a group of friends. Everyone got each other some amazing gifts, the first person got a homemade self portrait, the second person got some professional grade playing cards, the third person got an album of past memories, and I got a pack of pens. FML
by ET / 12/21/2015 at 6:30pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by MrRadin / 12/04/2015 at 12:31am / France / Money
by quinndulgent / 11/29/2015 at 4:10pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/05/2015 at 8:34pm / United States (New York) / Love
by walllflower / 02/08/2015 at 2:46pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by Anonymous / 02/08/2015 at 11:05am / United States / Miscellaneous