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KittyLahv

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 June 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1910
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About KittyLahv : Lover of animals, videogames, and Washed Out.

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Visits<b>Aliadel</b> - the 09/14/2016 at 10:21pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 09/09/2016 at 3:09pm<b>Ironmayhem</b> - the 09/09/2016 at 12:56am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 09/05/2016 at 12:58pm<b>Taymoo1515</b> - the 08/30/2016 at 11:42pm<b>duduv2</b> - the 08/25/2016 at 12:27am<b>madnessking</b> - the 08/03/2016 at 8:57am<b>chewsef</b> - the 07/27/2016 at 12:41am<b>vreid</b> - the 07/20/2016 at 6:10am<b>LPac5295</b> - the 06/28/2016 at 1:52am<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 06/25/2016 at 3:57pm<b>frankmz</b> - the 06/25/2016 at 2:38pm<b>Parkourlife20</b> - the 06/25/2016 at 1:33pm<b>pred8885</b> - the 06/25/2016 at 9:46am<b>jmiller123</b> - the 06/25/2016 at 8:41am<b>hyposimple90</b> - the 06/24/2016 at 9:38pm<b>Helipilot86</b> - the 06/23/2016 at 1:41pm<b>MoDDbest</b> - the 06/10/2016 at 3:03pm

Fucked!<b>Ironmayhem</b> - the 09/09/2016 at 6:56am<b>yungblkrich</b> - the 05/28/2016 at 3:32pm<b>mrlucky22</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 7:24pm<b>frankmz</b> - the 05/13/2016 at 4:33pm<b>interesting33</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 9:41pm<b>NH_Freelancer</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 12:58am<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 11:09am<b>Wane8822</b> - the 03/16/2016 at 2:25am<b>jairienfaite</b> - the 03/11/2016 at 2:15am<b>A07</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 3:53am<b>nicolai44</b> - the 02/29/2016 at 9:29pm<b>Aliadel</b> - the 02/29/2016 at 6:29am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 02/29/2016 at 2:34am<b>hussamhasi</b> - the 02/28/2016 at 6:00pm<b>nash1991</b> - the 02/28/2016 at 5:44pm<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 02/28/2016 at 5:19pm<b>Steve97</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 7:18pm<b>Taymoo1515</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 11:55am

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KittyLahv's favorite FMLs

Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend of 2 years, I was backing out of his driveway when he came running out yelling "STOP!" I thought he wanted to make up so I kept going, until I'd run over his dog. FML

by itsnotyouitsme / 04/20/2016 at 2:54pm / United States (California) / Animals

Today, I found out how acidic some of the chemicals I work with are. After a chemical shower, minor burns, and having to throw away my clothes due to a biohazard, I had the pleasure of running across the parking lot to my car, wearing only a lab coat around my waist. FML

by Anonymous / 04/15/2016 at 4:18pm / United States / Work

Today, I called to see if my bridesmaid's dress was ready. They told me it had already been picked up, the bride's mom picked up the dress and got rid of it because she doesn't want me in the wedding. FML

by buttercup92 / 03/13/2016 at 9:41pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

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Today, after meticulously rereading my application, merging references, budgets, academic transcripts and itineraries for an amazing scholarship, I clicked submit, only to remember that the system was on Daylight Savings time, which we don't have in my state! I missed out on $2,500 by 3 minutes. FML

by PoorForever / 02/28/2016 at 8:53am / Australia (Queensland) / Money

Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML

by BroadcitySF / 02/27/2016 at 10:42pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, instead of reaching for some unhealthy food, I tried to eat some dates instead. It was all fine until I bit one in half and saw a rather large, squirming maggot inside. FML

by Anonymous / 02/10/2016 at 1:36pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, I learned that I have a sinus infection, ear infection and bronchitis so bad it was on the verge of pneumonia. My work won't let me call in sick. I work with kids. Lovely. FML

by sicky / 01/27/2016 at 12:02am / United States (Utah) / Health

Today, I walked into a room to help a patient get ready for bed. Except she already was in bed, with two other male patients. I work in a retirement home. FML

by Anonymous / 01/26/2016 at 5:22pm / Netherlands (Noord-Brabant) / Work

Today, I played charades with my girlfriend and her family. When it was her turn to act out a phrase, she simply walked to the center of the room and pointed to herself and then at me. It took less than 5 seconds for someone to correctly guess "Beauty and the Beast". FML

by fuglymug / 01/08/2016 at 4:48pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love

Today, I was at a small secret Santa with a group of friends. Everyone got each other some amazing gifts, the first person got a homemade self portrait, the second person got some professional grade playing cards, the third person got an album of past memories, and I got a pack of pens. FML

by ET / 12/21/2015 at 6:30pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous

Today, my roommate thought of a new idea for our household. According to him, we should take dumps at work as often as we can, that way, "we'll save on toilet paper at home." FML

by MrRadin / 12/04/2015 at 12:31am / France / Money

Today, due to the incompetence and apathy of my lab partners, I have to write a 12-page lab paper by myself. A 12 page lab paper about radishes. Radishes. FML

by quinndulgent / 11/29/2015 at 4:10pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous

Today, my wife complained that the coffee grounds I swept into the sink grossed her out. Yesterday, I removed several panty-liners from her soiled underwear before doing the laundry. FML

by Anonymous / 03/05/2015 at 8:34pm / United States (New York) / Love

Today, I went paintballing with my siblings. Once we were done, they realised I hadn't been shot at all. They cornered me in the forest and lit me up. I have welts all over my legs. FML

by walllflower / 02/08/2015 at 2:46pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health

Today, a creepy old guy kept hitting on me in line at Subway. I got scared and told him to back off because my dad was waiting for me outside. He replied that he wouldn't object to a three-way. FML

by Anonymous / 02/08/2015 at 11:05am / United States / Miscellaneous