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KittyLahv

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KittyLahv

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 June 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1512
  • Number of comments : 66
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About KittyLahv : Lover of animals, videogames, and Washed Out.

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Visits<b>doubledutchy</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 5:10am<b>rockwrench</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 8:59am<b>ninjuh_wingman</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 5:17am<b>heartofhannah</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 12:35am<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 9:25pm<b>psmith78332</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 7:52pm<b>ircs56</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 6:49pm<b>capper44</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 8:30pm<b>jonah777</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 1:24pm<b>minimanion</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 2:15am<b>ManUtdFan743</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 11:00am<b>boostedc</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 7:25pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 9:33pm<b>orios105</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 9:32pm<b>Jake42100</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 6:34am<b>Mons</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 1:28pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 7:45am<b>mikeyj257</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 7:38am

Fucked!<b>rockwrench</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 2:59pm<b>heartofhannah</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 6:35am<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 3:26am<b>ircs56</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 12:49am<b>jonah777</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 7:24pm<b>minimanion</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 8:15am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 12:34pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 1:45pm<b>ManUtdFan743</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 10:15pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 6:51pm<b>pks2014</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 2:52am<b>EyRaB</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 2:00am<b>MortenM</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 8:47pm<b>Tenker</b> - the 12/01/2015 at 4:10am<b>marshm610</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 9:59pm<b>xninix</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 1:42am<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 11:11pm<b>marcmaralou</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 7:57am

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KittyLahv's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned that I have a sinus infection, ear infection and bronchitis so bad it was on the verge of pneumonia. My work won't let me call in sick. I work with kids. Lovely. FML

#21519906
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20254) - you deserved it (1180)

On 01/27/2016 at 12:02am - health - by sicky - United States (Utah)

Today, I walked into a room to help a patient get ready for bed. Except she already was in bed, with two other male patients. I work in a retirement home. FML

#21519742
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19768) - you deserved it (1530)

On 01/26/2016 at 5:22pm - work - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I played charades with my girlfriend and her family. When it was her turn to act out a phrase, she simply walked to the center of the room and pointed to herself and then at me. It took less than 5 seconds for someone to correctly guess "Beauty and the Beast". FML

#21512914
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23571) - you deserved it (2096)

On 01/08/2016 at 4:48pm - love - by fuglymug (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was at a small secret Santa with a group of friends. Everyone got each other some amazing gifts, the first person got a homemade self portrait, the second person got some professional grade playing cards, the third person got an album of past memories, and I got a pack of pens. FML

#21506318
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18802) - you deserved it (1563)

On 12/21/2015 at 6:30pm - misc - by ET (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, due to the incompetence and apathy of my lab partners, I have to write a 12-page lab paper by myself. A 12 page lab paper about radishes. Radishes. FML

#21498242
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22658) - you deserved it (1824)

On 11/29/2015 at 4:10pm - misc - by quinndulgent - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my wife complained that the coffee grounds I swept into the sink grossed her out. Yesterday, I removed several panty-liners from her soiled underwear before doing the laundry. FML

#21368886
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38319) - you deserved it (2869)

On 03/05/2015 at 8:34pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went paintballing with my siblings. Once we were done, they realised I hadn't been shot at all. They cornered me in the forest and lit me up. I have welts all over my legs. FML

#21352130
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29476) - you deserved it (4216)

On 02/08/2015 at 2:46pm - health - by walllflower - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a creepy old guy kept hitting on me in line at Subway. I got scared and told him to back off because my dad was waiting for me outside. He replied that he wouldn't object to a three-way. FML

#21352037
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36136) - you deserved it (2620)

On 02/08/2015 at 11:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, a booklet came in the mail, addressed to me and titled "How To Train Your Wife". I didn't order it but my wife doesn't believe me. FML

Today, at dinner, my downstair's neighbors described how they can listen to most of my movements, including the buzz of my phone when I text late at night. I think all of us knew it is not my phone that vibrates at that time. FML

#21343273
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34617) - you deserved it (5694)

On 01/24/2015 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML

#21338794
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23486) - you deserved it (10411)

On 01/17/2015 at 8:54am - health - by badluck_jean (man) - France

Today, I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare. I started screaming in my dream, so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well. The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming. FML

Today, I was chatting with the girl of my dreams, a real heart-to-heart. Everything was going great, and I asked her if she'd like to get coffee together sometime. She immediately backed away and excused herself, mumbling something about not dating left-handed people. Huh? FML

#21325382
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33692) - you deserved it (2549)

On 12/27/2014 at 4:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my classmate commented on how quiet I am. I responded with, "Well, nobody plots murder out loud," trying to be funny. My teacher tried to get me arrested. FML

#21318752
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37810) - you deserved it (7408)

On 12/16/2014 at 8:54pm - work - by justjoking - United States



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