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Today, my family and I finally moved out of our apartment, and into a more accommodating house. However, as we were leaving, my brother leans over and whispers in my ear, "I've masturbated in every room of that apartment, but it was the best in your room." We've lived there for 3 years. FML
by Rowaelin16 / 08/22/2016 at 10:50pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by gross / 07/14/2016 at 11:06pm / United States (Ohio) / Work
Today, I'm studying abroad in Japan. For the first time, I had to ride the train home from school alone. My host sister told me which train and the time it left. I sat down on the train, feeling proud of myself when I realized she didn't tell me what stop was ours, and I barely speak Japanese. FML
by Tryingmybest / 07/14/2016 at 5:44pm / Japan (Akita) / Transportation
by SkyrimGamerMoM / 07/14/2016 at 3:49pm / United States (North Dakota) / Geek
by FrozenAnonymus / 07/14/2016 at 2:05pm / Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha) / Animals
by decenthumanbeing / 07/14/2016 at 9:13am / Money
by foxfur / 07/14/2016 at 8:21am / United States (Vermont) / Health
by awkward_loser69 / 07/14/2016 at 12:42am / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/13/2016 at 8:56pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by lastinclass / 07/13/2016 at 5:28pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Heknowsnothing / 07/13/2016 at 5:09pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
by IcedTaco / 07/13/2016 at 3:40pm / Ukraine / Love
by MATTY2512 / 07/13/2016 at 2:13pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Intimacy
by PizzaNIF / 07/13/2016 at 1:58pm / United States (Nevada) / Intimacy