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by Anonymous / 05/04/2016 at 10:15am / United Kingdom (Cornwall) / Kids
Today, after having a second interview with a club I want to work for, the interviewer ignored my work references. Instead, he told me he was going to call the only manager I never got along with, for reference in a job I left 5 years ago, because he knows her personally. FML
by prince232 / 05/04/2016 at 12:34am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
Today, I went on a coffee date with a man I met online. His "friend" had tagged along. We were having a good conversation, until the friend pulls out his laptop and says, "So let me tell you a little bit about our travel business," and talked about a pyramid scheme for an hour. FML
by Maddi / 05/03/2016 at 10:55pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by unmarried / 05/03/2016 at 8:39pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/03/2016 at 5:47pm / United States (Oregon) / Love
Today, my boyfriend and I went to visit his grandparents. Everything went well, until his grandmother approached me and asked me if I wanted to try some of her old bras. I didn't want to be rude, so I went with her. Most awkward moment of my life. FML
by Sara / 05/03/2016 at 12:52pm / Netherlands / Miscellaneous
Today, I returned from a week long vacation in Aruba. After 10 hours of travel and 3 flights, I was walking to my car at the airport, excited to finally get home, only to realize I left my car keys, apartment keys, and work keys at the resort. FML
by kaleemuller / 05/03/2016 at 11:50am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out my 35 year-old brother got divorced 18 months ago when my now ex-sister-in-law told me via Facebook messenger, and asked me to tell my parents, as both of them were too scared to do it themselves. FML
by Clauric / 05/03/2016 at 11:15am / Love
Today, I tried to charge my phone at school by removing the socket for the fan. All the computers in the room turned off. I accidentally removed the power cables for the computers and got suspended. FML
by JoshWontonDo / 05/03/2016 at 11:06am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Work
by newbornphotog / 05/03/2016 at 9:20am / Germany (Bayern) / Work
by insurgent / 05/03/2016 at 4:31am / Belgium (Antwerpen) / Love
Today, it's my birthday. I called my mom to thank her for the gift she'd sent. She was surprised and said, "Oh I thought you were waiting to open it." She ended the conversation with, "OK, I'll call you on your birthday." FML
by Trew Love / 05/03/2016 at 2:25am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out why my boyfriend of 5 years won't propose/marry me. He would rather wait for his estranged wife to meet someone, fall in love, decide to get married, and do the filing herself. He doesn't want to pay the couple of hundred dollars for the uncontested divorce filing. FML
by Ashley / 05/03/2016 at 12:25am / United States (Texas) / Love
by just-a-fat-cat / 05/02/2016 at 11:25pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Animals
by onemoredonut / 05/02/2016 at 9:39pm / United States (Virginia) / Work