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KittyHawkMarch

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  • Town/Country : Port Elgin, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 May 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7366
  • Number of comments : 105
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 24 posted

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KittyHawkMarch's favorite FMLs

Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML

#21463707
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4766) - you deserved it (698)

On 09/02/2015 at 11:26am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, a customer service guy called to fix a problem I've been having with my phone. When it transpired that he couldn't help, he transferred me to another representative. This other representative ended up being a John Deere dealer in Michigan. FML

#21463522
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12270) - you deserved it (806)

On 09/01/2015 at 10:26pm - misc - by NotBuyingATractor (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got a notice from the housing association, if I don't water my lawn I will be charged a $150 fine. Yet if I do water my lawn the city with charge me a $150 fine because of the drought. FML

#21463419
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14739) - you deserved it (826)

On 09/01/2015 at 3:43pm - misc - by really? - United States

Today, my boss told me that the company will be hiring a programmer for our department. I had the idea for the position when we went over my 3-year career path last month, but it wasn't approved. I now get to look over résumés from other people applying for my dream job. FML

#21463347
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16407) - you deserved it (988)

On 09/01/2015 at 11:30am - work - by Not a programmer yet (man) - United States (California)

Today, at soccer, I repeatedly asked my coach for water as I was feeling light headed. His response every time was, "5 more minutes". Eventually, I got so dehydrated that I passed out. The first thing my coach said when I woke up was, "Why didn't you get some water?" FML

#21463299
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20921) - you deserved it (1846)

On 09/01/2015 at 7:07am - health - by Dehydrated - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I put aside my weekend plans to help my aunt with the extermination guy spraying her new house down to prevent cockroaches. After he left, my aunt asked me to go in and turn off the lights because the fumes were very deadly. If I chose not to, she would tell my mom I did nothing all day. FML

#21462982
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20141) - you deserved it (1569)

On 08/31/2015 at 1:17pm - health - by Rakib (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I thought the girl I was seeing was going to tell me that she loved me. Instead, she told me how she sucked some other guy's dick. FML

#21462923
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22066) - you deserved it (1648)

On 08/31/2015 at 9:16am - intimacy - by FuckThis (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, my wallet was stolen from my purse at work. When I asked my boss to pull the security tape so we could identify the thief, he said, "I don't think I want to know who it is." FML

#21462817
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22091) - you deserved it (1330)

On 08/31/2015 at 12:50am - work - by bgierczak2 - United States (California)

Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML

#21462595
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19525) - you deserved it (1698)

On 08/30/2015 at 2:29pm - money - by FranchezDeVista (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I watered a dying communal plant. I was fined $250 for littering. FML

#21462582
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18986) - you deserved it (1358)

On 08/30/2015 at 1:46pm - misc - by Waterer - United States (California)

Today, while I was pulling weeds, my dad thought it would be absolutely hilarious to yell "Hey, son!" then unload his gun at me when I turned around. After I'd screamed like a bitch and pissed myself, he broke down into hysterical laughter and said he'd loaded the gun with blanks. Fuck you, dad. FML

#21462545
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26591) - you deserved it (2031)

On 08/30/2015 at 11:44am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML

#21462259
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22965) - you deserved it (1954)

On 08/29/2015 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I blacked out while hugging my dad. I woke up a minute later on the floor with my dad telling me to, "quit being lazy and get up." FML

#21462123
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16538) - you deserved it (1234)

On 08/29/2015 at 1:08pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML

#21462044
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24130) - you deserved it (1643)

On 08/29/2015 at 7:28am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to explain to my dad how I rear-ended the car in front of me because of a particularly intense banjo solo. FML

#21461958
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11556) - you deserved it (16759)

On 08/29/2015 at 1:09am - misc - by mumfordandsonimdisappointed - United States



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