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KittyHawkMarch

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  • Town/Country : Port Elgin, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 May 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5079
  • Number of comments : 91
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

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KittyHawkMarch's favorite FMLs

Today, on my day off, I received a call from my boss asking why I wasn't at work yet. After getting dressed and an hour-long train ride later, I got there only to find out that it was an April Fool's prank. I had to take the train back home. FML

#21384991
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12400) - you deserved it (3806)

On 03/31/2015 at 10:15pm - work - by IDontGetPaidEnoughForThisShit (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out there's a support page on Facebook for people who have been "hurt" by me. FML

#21384648
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10983) - you deserved it (19560)

On 03/31/2015 at 9:41am - misc - by SupportPage - United States (California)

Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML

#21384619
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21529) - you deserved it (3575)

On 03/31/2015 at 6:54am - health - by billy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I took my class to swimming lessons at the local public pool. One student came out and proudly told me that she'd pooed in the shower, but it was OK because she'd then picked it up and flushed it down the toilet. FML

#21384585
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20327) - you deserved it (1646)

On 03/31/2015 at 3:40am - kids - by Teach (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, and pretty much every day, my co-worker takes off her shoes while working. The smell of her feet makes me dizzy. I don't know if she's oblivious to the fact that her feet stink, or she just doesn't care. It's affecting the quality of my work. FML

#21384560
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19392) - you deserved it (2086)

On 03/31/2015 at 1:56am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Asia/Pacific Region

Today, it was my first day working as a dental assistant, leaving me in charge of all cleaning. The first patient was so scared, he peed his pants. Which might have been understandable if he hadn't been a fully grown man. FML

#21384513
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18860) - you deserved it (1691)

On 03/30/2015 at 11:52pm - work - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

#21384025
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29511) - you deserved it (2545)

On 03/30/2015 at 6:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out my girlfriend keeps my toenails in her deceased grandmother's prized music box. She says it's to, "Keep the box natural." I don't understand why she does this, or what she means by "natural." FML

#21383678
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21329) - you deserved it (1882)

On 03/29/2015 at 5:18pm - misc - by coldasfire - United States

Today, I found out the fund-raiser my uncle ran to raise money for his cancer treatment was all a sham, that he doesn't even have cancer, and that the money was to fund a coke habit nobody knew he even had. FML

#21383487
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27233) - you deserved it (1796)

On 03/29/2015 at 9:33am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Philippines (Benguet)

Today, a calf kicked a needle straight into my arm hard enough to make me stab myself. The good news is I'm now fully vaccinated for cow diseases. FML

Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML

#21383103
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24904) - you deserved it (1724)

On 03/28/2015 at 5:30pm - misc - by Pukey - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML

#21382971
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25560) - you deserved it (3259)

On 03/28/2015 at 1:10pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

#21382840
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38376) - you deserved it (2710)

On 03/28/2015 at 5:20am - intimacy - by soontobewidow (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, my pyromaniac sister somehow got her hands on my dad's lighter and set my bed sheets on fire. My dad said I must have provoked her, and that she can't be blamed for her mental condition. So now I'm grounded, and she has a new doll house to calm her down. FML

#21382751
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28513) - you deserved it (1901)

On 03/28/2015 at 12:39am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

#21382721
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27525) - you deserved it (2605)

On 03/27/2015 at 11:42pm - misc - by BirthdayBoy - United States (Wisconsin)



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