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Kitty19

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Kitty19

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Kitty19
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1926
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Kitty19 : I only trust people who like big butts, they cannot lie.

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Visits<b>Cads1</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 1:05am<b>jake3877</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 2:34pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 3:25am<b>Much2Much4U</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 12:34am<b>grogers311</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 5:40am<b>foxwasalamb</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 12:18am<b>ana_lee_bonde</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 10:54pm<b>DamnBailie</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 6:56pm<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 4:01pm<b>ligerzero459</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 10:01am<b>katydid91</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 4:56am<b>oufie20</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 11:14pm<b>morondon000</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 12:23am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 6:43pm<b>Bulldozer36</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 3:15pm<b>Sebastian2022</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 2:19pm<b>FleibenHolden</b> - the 02/06/2015 at 6:35pm<b>rich443</b> - the 01/28/2015 at 7:10pm

Fucked!<b>tranced_</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 9:20am<b>jamespesche</b> - the 10/23/2014 at 5:29am<b>eaglerob</b> - the 10/05/2014 at 8:13pm<b>gavdarv</b> - the 10/04/2014 at 7:19pm<b>tallwhiteguy96</b> - the 10/04/2014 at 2:21pm<b>Alicestraza</b> - the 10/04/2014 at 2:25am

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Kitty19's favorite FMLs

Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML

#21432533
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30004) - you deserved it (2116)

On 06/26/2015 at 9:21pm - work - by Idiot says "HIPAA violation" (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend and I somehow got into the conversation of what the weirdest thing we have ever found in food was. She said she found paper in her fortune cookie; she was serious. FML

#21406274
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28615) - you deserved it (2501)

On 05/07/2015 at 3:52pm - misc - by Random737193 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was talking to a cute guy at my house party and had to fart. Luckily, it was silent. Unluckily, he smelled it, thought my house had a gas leak, and ran to the basement to check the pipes and ensure our safety. FML

#21404933
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26452) - you deserved it (5505)

On 05/05/2015 at 1:41am - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML

#21368964
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43311) - you deserved it (19608)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had a dream where I whacked my head against my shelf. I woke up immediately after, freaked out and whacked my head against my shelf. FML

#21360941
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29923) - you deserved it (4107)

On 02/22/2015 at 8:54am - health - by IngenuityAbsent - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML

#21349028
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34531) - you deserved it (2339)

On 02/03/2015 at 1:23pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I asked my friend to download Frozen for me, because my mom wanted to play it for family movie night. The movie was shit, but it got even worse halfway through, when it cut to hardcore porn and a text bar saying "umad?" Now I'm grounded, and my "friend" is a legend for his prank. FML

#21346882
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30036) - you deserved it (5213)

On 01/30/2015 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

#21346857
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35751) - you deserved it (3705)

On 01/30/2015 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML

#21340885
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33978) - you deserved it (3732)

On 01/20/2015 at 10:08am - misc - by mybfthecrossdresser (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I told my boss I have a sore throat. He replied, "Well, don't take it so deep next time." FML

#21314442
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33505) - you deserved it (5682)

On 12/09/2014 at 1:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, my boss at my new call center job said he'd gotten complaints about me. Apparently I sound "too black" and it's "upsetting" some of our customers. I don't know what that even means, but my boss said I need to "tone it down or we're gonna have some problems". FML

#21310827
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37119) - you deserved it (3519)

On 12/03/2014 at 4:21pm - work - by WTF - United States (Texas)

Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML

#21302695
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29332) - you deserved it (2278)

On 11/20/2014 at 11:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my brother offered me $20 to practice his kissing on me for his date later this evening. FML

#21296136
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42867) - you deserved it (4042)

On 11/10/2014 at 11:31am - misc - by SisterOfTard (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend asked me out is because he thought I "looked like a girl who'd be into anal". FML

#21295289
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34771) - you deserved it (3835)

On 11/09/2014 at 8:31am - misc - by analgirl (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I excitedly told my mom that I'm pregnant with my second child. She shot back, "You know what's a REAL achievement? Jacking your dad off in church last week without anyone noticing. Aim higher." I really didn't need to know that. FML

#21294899
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41579) - you deserved it (3799)

On 11/08/2014 at 6:02pm - kids - by jennabee97 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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