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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 December 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3041
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About KittenOnAcid : well im a girl that likes to nerd out and LOVES when its raining, i paint. also i love the mountains and just being out in the woods with a notebook, ganja, beef jerky.

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Today, at my bachelorette party, I got so wasted, I ended up giving my stripper a lap dance because he "wasn't doing it properly". There's photos. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10273) - you deserved it (49792)

On 09/03/2009 at 2:47am - misc - by sexyfreak2510 (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, after a night of partying, I woke up in the middle of my co-ed dorm lobby to the sound of giggles. I was in a thong with $1 monopoly bills sticking out. I'm a guy. FML


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On 07/18/2009 at 2:03am - misc - by joedoe (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realized my new kitten is the spawn of the devil. It decided to go get itself stuck in a tree. I tried to climb up to rescue it. But it kept climbing higher. I was about to grab the cat when I fell. The cat then jumped down and started purring. FML


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On 07/13/2009 at 11:03pm - animals - by WearingOff (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML


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On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

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