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KittenOnAcid
  • Town/Country : ItsSoFreakingHot!! Az, AmericaRight?
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 December 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 2533
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About KittenOnAcid : well im a girl that likes to nerd out and LOVES when its raining, i paint. also i love the mountains and just being out in the woods with a notebook, ganja, beef jerky.

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Today, at my bachelorette party, I got so wasted, I ended up giving my stripper a lap dance because he "wasn't doing it properly". There's photos. FML

#5015078 (144)

I agree, your life sucks (6140) - you deserved it (33630)

On 09/03/2009 at 2:47am - misc - by sexyfreak2510 (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, after a night of partying, I woke up in the middle of my co-ed dorm lobby to the sound of giggles. I was in a thong with $1 monopoly bills sticking out. I'm a guy. FML

#3849129 (87)

I agree, your life sucks (10429) - you deserved it (33536)

On 07/18/2009 at 2:03am - misc - by joedoe (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realized my new kitten is the spawn of the devil. It decided to go get itself stuck in a tree. I tried to climb up to rescue it. But it kept climbing higher. I was about to grab the cat when I fell. The cat then jumped down and started purring. FML

#3731184 (156)

I agree, your life sucks (33393) - you deserved it (6126)

On 07/13/2009 at 11:03pm - animals - by WearingOff (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

#2009053 (704)

I agree, your life sucks (120422) - you deserved it (28803)

On 05/17/2009 at 8:33am - intimacy - by wtfdreams (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

#1485215 (493)

I agree, your life sucks (81561) - you deserved it (11210)

On 04/30/2009 at 8:15am - intimacy - by soooyeah (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

#527227 (490)

I agree, your life sucks (154501) - you deserved it (18168)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)