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Today, I went in for my 2nd day working at my internship. My bosses greeted me and told me we were going to have a meeting. The meeting was to listen to the drunk voicemails I left them on Saturday. FML

#53082
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10589) - you deserved it (71184)

On 02/16/2009 at 1:23pm - work - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

#9520
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34317) - you deserved it (59904)

On 02/05/2009 at 9:09am - intimacy - by ruffrider (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was playing with 3 kids I look after. The middle one has just learned about sex and started chanting that I had done it with the eldest as a joke. We were in the garden and the neighbours heard. Now I am fired, have to leave the house and am being investigated by the police. FML

#4463
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61830) - you deserved it (2894)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Jack - United Kingdom (London)

Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML

#2256
151 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by TheEnglishOne - United States (California)

Today, I was offered a promotion but for the same pay. Promotion... WTF? FML

#2234
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22926) - you deserved it (1984)

On 01/22/2009 at 5:35pm - work - by Promo girl - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was naked in bed. I was eating vanilla yogurt and it spilt. My dad walked in and then apologized that he had walked in on me while I was masturbating. FML

#1395
74 comments

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On 01/16/2009 at 5:10pm - misc - by stellarshaun - United States (California)

Today, a drunk girl asked me for directions to her hotel. I had just bought an empanada and was feeling good, so I agree to look up the address on my phone. Two minutes and a text charge later, I got the address. Out of inebriated glee, she hugged me and knocked the tasty empanada out of my hand. FML

#1108
51 comments

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On 01/14/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Hungry - United States (Virginia)

Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML

#612
39 comments

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On 12/30/2008 at 11:53am - love - by Noname - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML

#600
79 comments

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On 12/26/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by Lola - Sent from mobile version

Today, my Art Director once again turned down a demo model (for an advertisement) that I'd been working on for a week. This time he took his belt off and started thrashing the model to pieces. FML

#517
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23516) - you deserved it (1865)

On 12/14/2008 at 10:24pm - work - by Fuzy - Sent from mobile version

Today, well actually last night, I did a full striptease for my girlfriend to "You can leave your hat on". When the song was over, I was then completely naked, she says to me : "Maybe we should have closed the shutters!" FML

#413
19 comments

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On 11/29/2008 at 6:50am - intimacy - by ... - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had an important appointment for a job. During the interview, my cellphone rang. My ringtone is "Denver, the last Dinosaur". FML

#320
32 comments

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On 11/17/2008 at 4:54am - work - by Dothy - France (Aquitaine)



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