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Kite_Makoto
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 750
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I visited my brother in jail for the first time. I didn't know what to say so I blurted out : "Are you having fun ?" FML

#76277 (62)

I agree, your life sucks (8374) - you deserved it (36329)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:06am - misc - by cynicalcindy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML

#48381 (150)

I agree, your life sucks (35741) - you deserved it (7857)

On 02/15/2009 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Missouri)

Today, when my husband got home from work, I was standing in the kitchen, wearing nothing but stilletos. He asked me to make him hot chocolate. FML

#26905 (88)

I agree, your life sucks (46685) - you deserved it (4616)

On 02/11/2009 at 6:52pm - misc - by sissica (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I was in the car with a group of my girl friends discussing sexual experiences when I looked down and realized my Blackberry had dialed the family I babysit for and had left a five minute voicemail. FML

#22263 (60)

I agree, your life sucks (36746) - you deserved it (11800)

On 02/10/2009 at 8:46pm - intimacy - by Embarrassed (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

#21834 (211)

I agree, your life sucks (64719) - you deserved it (18930)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)



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