About KitKaitSixx : I'm a sarcastic smartass
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Nikki Sixx is my hero,lifesaver,idol,etc
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I want rainbow hair
I have 2 piercings
I'm in recovery for bulimia and drug abuse
I love traveling
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Today, I got dressed up for the first time in days to go have sushi with a friend. When I walked out to my car, I noticed that the passenger window was shattered and the car robbed. What's worse is I'd forgotten to lock the side doors anyway. FML
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On 04/14/2011 at 9:09pm - misc - by markyvilla - United States
Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML
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On 04/14/2011 at 7:29pm - animals - by ciararow - United States
Today, to impress my friends, I attempted to do a back flip. The only one impressed was the doctor who set my broken leg. FML
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On 04/14/2011 at 6:27pm - health - by fail (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I gave myself a bloody nose while trying to show my brother how to use a yo-yo. FML
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On 04/14/2011 at 6:12pm - health - by Omegared - United States
Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML
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On 04/12/2011 at 12:00am - intimacy - by Artic (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, we had a tornado warning and I told my parents I loved them, just in case. My dad just said "see you in Kansas". FML
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On 04/10/2011 at 11:26pm - misc - by anonymous -
Today, after three days of hospital camping with my very sick husband, he was finally out of danger when I left last night to get my first good night's sleep in almost 96 hours. He woke me at 5 a.m. with a phone call asking me to bring him comic books because he's bored. FML
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On 04/10/2011 at 6:59am - health - by Frazzled (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I promised my boyfriend a blow job every time he does the dishes. Every dish in the house has been washed three times already. FML
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On 04/10/2011 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, when I picked up my repeat subscription of anti-anxiety medication, they had changed the packaging to be more 'child safe'. Now it's so hard to get the pills out that I had an anxiety attack trying to take one. FML
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On 04/09/2011 at 8:53am - health - by VoiceMail (man) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my girlfriend hid my car keys and decided that she wouldn't give them back until I succeeded in giving her an orgasm. FML
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On 04/08/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by failure -
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