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by atleese / 12/31/2011 at 10:37am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML
by Anonymous / 12/31/2011 at 1:21am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/18/2011 at 5:09am / Australia / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/16/2011 at 9:25am / United States / Intimacy
by Kara / 12/15/2011 at 4:43pm / United States (New York) / Health
by ashleyrae / 06/29/2011 at 10:55am / United States (Mississippi) / Miscellaneous
by youknowwhatitis / 06/22/2011 at 9:31am / Australia (South Australia) / Health
Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML
by Anonymous / 12/25/2010 at 1:20am / United States (Alabama) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/11/2010 at 7:54pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Pr unlucky / 10/02/2010 at 4:07am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
by pumpkinlover89 / 03/27/2010 at 4:26am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Brinty / 03/13/2010 at 12:18am / Australia (New South Wales) / Animals
by captainkevineff / 03/11/2010 at 9:44am / United States / Health
Today, I went to the bathroom to take a piss. While washing my hands, I heard someone taking a large dump in one of the stalls. When he was finished, he left the bathroom without washing his hands. Turns out he was the IT guy I called to fix my computer. He sat down on my chair and used my keyboard. FML
by penpendesrapen / 03/10/2010 at 7:40pm / Philippines (Manila) / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…