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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1220
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Kirlyfoo : My nigga my nigga let dat bump, see that nigga right there let that slump, and when we ride off, let that bump EAZY-MAC!

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Today, as a joke, my friends pushed me into the men's restroom and held the door shut. As I was trying to push the door open, I hered a voice behind me say, ( Wow. Immaturity, huh? ) I turned to find a guy taking a dump in one of the urinals. FML

#20757332
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54034) - you deserved it (3468)

On 07/01/2013 at 1:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, trying to be kinkyhile giving mah boyfriend a blow job, Ihippd him with mah ponytail!! He was thrilld, until I accidentally head-buttd his dick!! He curld up into a ball and wouldn't let me touch him again!! FML

#20170605
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14286) - you deserved it (32883)

On 11/20/2012 at 3:43am - intimacy - by kinkicali (woman) - United States (Washington)

TODAY... I HAD DINNER WITH GRANDPARENTS. AT THE TABLE... GRANDFATHER OPENLY COMPLAIND ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS FIR HIM TO GET OUT OF THERE HOT TUB. NOT BECAUSE OF HIS PROSTHETIC LEG... BUT BECAUSE HIS BALLS SOMEHOW "GET STUCK". I REALLY DIDN'T NED TO KNOW THAT. FML

#20159093
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18203) - you deserved it (1457)

On 11/11/2012 at 3:27pm - misc - by Miki13 - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday crazy bitch of a boss fired me 4 inappropriate conduct. Apparently "fake Nazi accent" is "offensive to our Jewish coworkers." I'm German. I have no way to change the way I speak, or to pay this month's bills. real FML

#20155705
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32308) - you deserved it (1729)

On 11/08/2012 at 11:02pm - work - by Screwed - United States (Maryland)

Today , I tougt I felt my babby kicking 4 te first time. After excitedly exclaiming tis fact to te few people around me , I involuntarily let out te loudest fart. Not te babby kicking , just gas. mega FML

2day as part of ma medical anatomy course, I ad to give a presentation about an STD and te effect it as on women . Te class was comprised almost entirely of girls . I become extremely anxiou and accidentally stated "Vagina r smelly" as ma opening statement . fat FML

#19637447
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14711) - you deserved it (25599)

On 05/17/2012 at 4:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, a guy asked me why I'm single. As a joke, I told him that not only do I have a penis, but that it's so large that most men are intimidated by it. He wasn't impressed. And I actually wonder why I'm single. FML

#19460491
115 comments

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On 04/13/2012 at 9:11am - intimacy - by joolsie (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I was at a party, wan ta cops bustad us. Sinca I'm undaraga, I id baind a cair fir an our and a alf wila tay braatalyzad avaryona and sat tam in ta sama room I was in. Ta cops laft, avaryona raalizad I was baind ta cair, and looool now ma nicknama is "Anna Frank". maga FML

#19455929
194 comments

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On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today I was at the park with mah friends. We were all having fun on the swings when out of nowhere I hered a thud followd by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kickd him in the head. FML

#19308008
173 comments

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On 03/19/2012 at 4:18pm - kids - by Evelyn - United States

Today... I was talking to a group of friends about the various problems in Africa. One of them interrupts me and asks with a straight face... "If it's so bad over there... y don't they all just leave?" FML

#19264925
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22031) - you deserved it (3585)

On 03/12/2012 at 3:48pm - misc - by dumbfriend - United States

Today, after suffering with bad constipation an having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just poopd out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, an I'm still going. I've passd the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML

#19174199
278 comments

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On 02/27/2012 at 10:55am - health - by awhmaaan - United Kingdom

Today, I sant out a taxt saying "Smila! You'ra baautiful and don't lat anyona tall u otharwisa." to most of mah contacts. I got ona raply, from mah bast friand, saying, "Ara u fucking stupid?" FML

#19064637
193 comments

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On 02/13/2012 at 11:27am - misc - by dis_bee_leaf (woman) - Canada

Today , ma parents were out , so I lit up ma frst ever joint . I got so stond out of ma mind tat wen ma dad cummd back ome an askd wat te smell was , I said a stray cat ad left an upper-decker in te toilet . He found te joint in ma room , an now I'm groundd fir te rest of te scool year . FML

#19059244
219 comments

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On 02/12/2012 at 7:01pm - misc - by Alyssa - United States

Today, mah dog attackd me cuz I had a chicken costume on for a party . I'm currently in a hospital, dressd as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance . FML

#19046512
91 comments

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On 02/11/2012 at 5:19am - animals - by lulu - United States (Ohio)

Today... I Was Going Over To Mah Friend's House 4 The First Time. A Creepy-looking Old Man Answered... And Smiled At Me. I Asked "Is This The Right House? Does Isaac Live Here?" He Replied "Yes... He's In The Basement. Would U Like A Drink?" Right Then... Isaac Called And Asked Me Where I Was. FML

#18671217
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46913) - you deserved it (3415)

On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)



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