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About Kinkykim99 : If you can't find me on the stage then I'm asleep...

Actress/Musical Theatre Performer/Recording Artist
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Today, one of the kids I was babysitting tried to hard boil eggs using the microwave. You cannot hard boil eggs using the microwave. It makes a mess. This we have learned. FML

#2695
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7715) - you deserved it (18187)

On 01/26/2009 at 4:08pm - misc - by Danana - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, it's been 2 weeks since I lost my virginity and I've already had sex with 3 guys. I think I'm a nympho. FML

#723
11 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10835) - you deserved it (73048)

On 01/07/2009 at 3:16am - intimacy - by sexaddict - Sent from mobile version

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

#301
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51703) - you deserved it (4434)

On 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm - kids - by mimo - Sent from mobile version



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