About Kinijo : Hey, I've been on this site for a while but I never commented much. I like reading about people's lives and having a laugh so don't take anything I say seriously.
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by failure / 09/22/2011 at 2:36pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/22/2011 at 12:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, the new office IT guy figured the best way to get the virus off my computer was to wipe my entire hard drive. He was kind enough to back my data up and restore everything from the backups. Including the virus. FML
by Soopa-Genius / 09/22/2011 at 8:06am / Canada (Alberta) / Work
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
by Anonymous / 09/15/2011 at 4:03pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by funnymanjoe / 09/14/2011 at 7:06am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by oxymorons / 09/05/2011 at 5:37pm / United States (Arizona) / Health
by anonomys / 09/05/2011 at 3:19pm / Canada (Quebec) / Animals
by southernluxe / 09/04/2011 at 5:36am / United States / Intimacy
Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML
by Andrew / 08/23/2011 at 10:46am / United States / Intimacy
by callofdutyhater / 08/21/2011 at 1:48am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, while leaving work, I noticed a woman struggling with her wheelchair. Trying to be kind, I grabbed the handles and began to push her. A few moments later, the front wheels caught on something and I ended up dumping her onto the ground. Now my coworkers all think I'm a huge douche. FML
by t2t2sync / 08/02/2011 at 9:47pm / United States (New York) / Work
by ohcrap / 08/02/2011 at 12:58am / United States (Colorado) / Kids
Today, while waiting at the park for my friend, an intoxicated tramp came up to me and asked me out. After I politely declined, he snatched the phone from my hand, threw it on the ground, screamed that I was a "two-timing whore", and staggered away. FML
by Emma / 08/01/2011 at 5:29pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by iwantmoney / 07/21/2011 at 8:20pm / United States (Ohio) / Money
by McKenna / 07/16/2011 at 12:10am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…
- Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've… Today, my boyfriend sent me a nude picture. I would have been fine with it if he hadn't taken it in… Today, I was trying to convince my flatmate to agree to let me get us a kitten. After gushing about…