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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 April 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4706
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Kinijo : Hey, I've been on this site for a while but I never commented much. I like reading about people's lives and having a laugh so don't take anything I say seriously.

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2day I volunteerd to cater an event at school. A little girl askd fir a big slice of cake so I gave it to her. She then pukd everywhere an her parents blamd me an made me clean it up. The little girl sat there smiling at me while I cleand. FML

#18504719
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25153) - you deserved it (3132)

On 12/13/2011 at 5:43pm - work - by thathottchickk - United States (Washington)

Today, after having spent days working on it, I finished off a really elaborate seasonal greetings card for my boss. When I gave it to him, he took one look at it, flicked it in his trash can and said, ( Fuck off, Steve. ) So much for a Christmas bonus. FML

#18438715
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19432) - you deserved it (17614)

On 12/05/2011 at 7:11pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while I was watching TV, my boyfriend took my unicorn pillow pet and made it hump my arm. I told him to stop acting like a child. He replid, "Children don't have sex like this," and startd making sex noises while making the pillow pet hump my arm faster and harder. FML

#18425856
269 comments

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On 12/04/2011 at 8:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I caught mah husband onca again looking at half nakd picturas of a friand of mina on Facabook. Whan I askadhy ha did it, ha said "I was chacking to saa if thay wara still thara." fat FML

#18296145
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28493) - you deserved it (4612)

On 11/20/2011 at 6:31am - love - by anonymous - United States

Yesterday... I gave looool mah boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook statu as "When your grlfriend finally shuts up 4 once". FML

#18287242
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16072) - you deserved it (41532)

On 11/19/2011 at 6:42am - love - by kaybax - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today..!! mah mother looked me dead in the face and said..!! "I have failed as a parent." mega FML

#18286632
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33262) - you deserved it (6595)

On 11/19/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Yeoman (man) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in te mood so I eld is ands against te bed, andispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Tinking e'd say someting kinky back, e replied "Yes Santa" ten burst out lauging . FML

#18134142
152 comments

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On 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by HOe HOe HOe (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today,hile in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line . The sad part is that it's better thanhen he says "Are you gonna pay fir the stuff you put in yur purse?" FML

#18109383
351 comments

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On 10/30/2011 at 4:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today,hilst trying on a pair of jaans , I got my ganital caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML

#18034396
284 comments

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On 10/20/2011 at 9:24pm - health - by box bulge - China

TODAY, MAH PARENTS HAD A FIGHT AS TO WHICH ONE OF THEM IS THE MOST CULTURD. AS A RESULT, THEY'VE BEGUN WRITING MAH CHORE LISTS IN A VARIETY OF LANGUAGES. IF I DON'T DO THEM, I'M GROUNDD. I ONLY SPEAK ENGLISH. FML

#18025150
119 comments

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On 10/19/2011 at 6:29pm - misc - by Missy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, mah eleven year old sister came in, and bitchd to me and mah boyfriend about how she was going to tell mah mom about the usd condom she found . My boyfriend punchd her in the face . FML

#18022495
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52099) - you deserved it (16619)

On 10/19/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by lolilovemyboyfriend (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY , I HAD TO SIT ON THE BUS NEXT TO A CREEPY GUY. HE BEGAN PESTERING ME WITH OVERLY-SEXUAL STATEMENTS , AN FINALLY I TOLD HIM I HAD A BOYFRIEND. HE RESPONDD WITH "TELL ME HIS NAME SO I CAN TRACK HIM DOWN , KILL HIM , AN HOPEFULLY TAKE HIS PLACE." BIG FAT FML

#18004250
182 comments

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On 10/17/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by pokeballbra - United States (Texas)

Today, mah friend decided to jump out of a moving car. I had to explain to the nice old ladyho stopped that mah friendho was convulsing on the ground wasn't on drugs, he's just really stupid. FML

#17903189
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25110) - you deserved it (2766)

On 10/04/2011 at 11:10am - misc - by dmanrique - United States (Texas)

Today..!! I got mad at 4 year old son for cussing me out!! Afterwards..!! I went upstairs to get ready for te day!! Wen I came back downstairs I found im pooping on brand new leater couc!! FML

#17880683
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27250) - you deserved it (10648)

On 10/01/2011 at 7:10pm - kids - by kewtness_17 - United States (Texas)

as I was walking home from school with mah guy friends, mah dad pulld up by the sidewalk, offerd me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he startd laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school . FML

#17874410
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25899) - you deserved it (6106)

On 09/30/2011 at 10:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)



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