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Kinijo
  • Town/Country : Baltimore , USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 April 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1710
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Kinijo : Hey, I've been on this site for a while but I never commented much. I like reading about people's lives and having a laugh so don't take anything I say seriously.

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Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML

#6752
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On 02/03/2009 at 5:55pm - work - by kprice6 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

#3778
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14278) - you deserved it (2179)

On 01/30/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was jerking one off and my cat jumped out of nowhere and dug his claws into my shaft. Attempting to knock him away resulted in three nasty gashes... that I now have to explain to my wife. FML

#1752
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30840) - you deserved it (8577)

On 01/19/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by stanDman - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

#689
60 comments

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On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML

#768
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28219) - you deserved it (2097)

On 12/31/2008 at 10:49pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got fed up with my neighbor who has been coughing, night and day, for six months. I rang at her door to tell her about several remedies I know of to help, so I could sleep. I thus found out she has lung cancer. FML

#538
29 comments

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On 12/17/2008 at 10:38pm - misc - by kisyfrot - Sent from mobile version

Today, well actually last night, I did a full striptease for my girlfriend to "You can leave your hat on". When the song was over, I was then completely naked, she says to me : "Maybe we should have closed the shutters!" FML

#413
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On 11/29/2008 at 6:50am - intimacy - by ... - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

#356
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25254) - you deserved it (2241)

On 11/21/2008 at 7:53am - misc - by Kourou - Sent from mobile version

Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML

#20
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