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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 April 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6135
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Kinijo : Hey, I've been on this site for a while but I never commented much. I like reading about people's lives and having a laugh so don't take anything I say seriously.

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Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

#3778
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21919) - you deserved it (2861)

On 01/30/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was jerking one off and my cat jumped out of nowhere and dug his claws into my shaft. Attempting to knock him away resulted in three nasty gashes... that I now have to explain to my wife. FML

#1752
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37533) - you deserved it (9938)

On 01/19/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by stanDman - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

#689
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23750) - you deserved it (7840)

On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML

#768
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37959) - you deserved it (2978)

On 12/31/2008 at 10:49pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got fed up with my neighbor who has been coughing, night and day, for six months. I rang at her door to tell her about several remedies I know of to help, so I could sleep. I thus found out she has lung cancer. FML

#538
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14294) - you deserved it (25177)

On 12/17/2008 at 10:38pm - misc - by kisyfrot - Sent from mobile version

Today, well actually last night, I did a full striptease for my girlfriend to "You can leave your hat on". When the song was over, I was then completely naked, she says to me : "Maybe we should have closed the shutters!" FML

#413
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34685) - you deserved it (11446)

On 11/29/2008 at 6:50am - intimacy - by ... - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

#356
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32383) - you deserved it (2883)

On 11/21/2008 at 7:53am - misc - by Kourou - Sent from mobile version

Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML

#20
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49899) - you deserved it (8130)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - animals - by aXel -



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