Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Kinijo

Search for a member

Kinijo

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 April 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4705
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Kinijo : Hey, I've been on this site for a while but I never commented much. I like reading about people's lives and having a laugh so don't take anything I say seriously.

Kinijo's page activity

Visits<b>Fusion_Fear</b> - the 10/29/2014 at 10:17am<b>Genericamel</b> - the 06/19/2013 at 10:33am<b>gavin_funk19</b> - the 06/02/2013 at 2:23pm<b>dead_insects</b> - the 05/18/2013 at 11:34pm<b>DeidaraAkatsuki</b> - the 04/25/2013 at 2:17am<b>sanchezjesus368</b> - the 04/13/2013 at 7:20pm<b>kaylselyse25</b> - the 03/30/2013 at 11:17pm<b>ns1985</b> - the 03/28/2013 at 2:15pm<b>magicdrummer47</b> - the 03/24/2013 at 1:19am<b>SierraaaNicoleee</b> - the 03/22/2013 at 8:03pm<b>acerima</b> - the 03/20/2013 at 12:32am<b>watermelon1</b> - the 03/19/2013 at 11:05pm<b>Mahtari</b> - the 03/11/2013 at 4:56pm<b>jazzbur</b> - the 03/07/2013 at 5:17pm<b>efelsh</b> - the 03/06/2013 at 7:09pm<b>CaptTeemo</b> - the 03/06/2013 at 12:06am<b>mk58</b> - the 02/28/2013 at 9:35pm<b>achillesJC123</b> - the 02/18/2013 at 4:27pm

Kinijo's FML badges

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

See all of Kinijo's badges

Kinijo's favorite FMLs

today I was talking this pretty religious grl that I like . We were playing a game and I asked her if she could go back in history and meet anyoneho would it be . She said Jesus . Without thinking I said "I mean someone that was real." FML

#7556761
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16746) - you deserved it (41875)

On 01/24/2010 at 10:31pm - misc - by Ben (man) - United States (Connecticut)

yesterday I woke up wit my face sarpied!! I live alone!! FML

#7501218
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41618) - you deserved it (3534)

On 01/22/2010 at 3:51pm - misc - by Funnymann - United States

Today, I was sitting in IHOP with mah grlfriend of six monthhen she brought in her son of three years she had neglectd to tell me about, and askd 'Does this change things?' FML

#7493189
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32758) - you deserved it (4096)

On 01/22/2010 at 2:26am - love - by Rodrigeuz26 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today , I Took A Picture Of My "privates" On My Grlfriends Cell Pone An Set It As Er Background Witout Er Knowing !! Minutes Later , I Eard Er Mom Scream !! Se As Te Same Pone !! FML

#7492476
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7681) - you deserved it (35979)

On 01/22/2010 at 1:25am - intimacy - by masterzach21 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I spent 3 hours in my home recording studio. I was recording vocals and was trying to hit a very hard series of notes. I naild it after 2 hours and listend. You can hear the vocals, but the EQ settings were tweakd in just the right way where you can hear my dog licking his nuts. FML

#7490681
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23493) - you deserved it (4917)

On 01/22/2010 at 12:08am - animals - by Parental (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

YESTERDAY, I FOUND MAH BOYFRIEND MAKING OUT WITH MAH MOM . FML

#7490494
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65829) - you deserved it (4244)

On 01/22/2010 at 12:02am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, mah female room-mate decidd to throw away mah xbox, along with a few other possessions cuz they remindd her of her ex. Furiously, I askd her if ( it was that time of the month again. ) Now I can't feel mah balls, and miss mah games. FML

#7448210
337 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37048) - you deserved it (13124)

On 01/19/2010 at 10:59pm - misc - by NYCguy (man) - United States (New York)

yesterday I heard the sounds of women grunting in the living room. My husband knows I don't like him to watch porn , so I confrontd him. He was masturbating to professional Women's tennis. FML

#7447854
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11404) - you deserved it (21602)

On 01/19/2010 at 10:46pm - intimacy - by sportyhusband (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today as I walked into mah class someone shouted at me "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!" since I am overwieght and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML

#7442333
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36363) - you deserved it (7649)

On 01/19/2010 at 7:03pm - misc - by snorlax (man) - United States (California)

Today, I walked into Jamba Juice like I do every day . I decided to order something different than I usually do, and was flatteredhen the cashier recognized me . Then he switched places with another employee, and from the back room I hear ( Hey, ugly's looool back again . ) FML

#7426136
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29035) - you deserved it (2724)

On 01/18/2010 at 8:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a ( quiet brthday with some friends, ) what I really meant was ( hring a stripper to jump out of a cake. ) FML

#7420693
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51936) - you deserved it (8121)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today , mah astrangad , alcoholic fathar dacidad to tall ma I hava a sistar. Aftar 30 mins of him dascribing how baautiful sha is an how much wa look alika an how sha has livad ona town away from ma har antira lifa , I was axcitad to tha point of taars. Too bad sha diad a yaar ago. Thanks dad. maga FML

#7415965
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39963) - you deserved it (1935)

On 01/18/2010 at 6:49am - misc - by Mills (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my uncle died. It was also my grandpa's 85th birthday. His reaction to the death? ( Best birthday gift ever! ) FML

#7396511
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30007) - you deserved it (2388)

On 01/17/2010 at 10:58am - misc - by poppet2010 - Sent from mobile version

Taday I cummed home from a long day at work to fine a path of rose pedals from the front door. Gasping with surprise, I followed it past the living room... past the bedroom... into the kitchen, where there was a note that said "Friends coming looool over tonight, we need food, love you!" FML

#7353628
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30377) - you deserved it (3627)

On 01/15/2010 at 3:33am - love - by Romantic (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my brother and his friend ambushed me, tied me to a chair, and put a sock in my mouth . My mom found me 10 minutes later, took the sock out, and asked, "Why r u tied to a chair?" I told her what happened . She looked at me, laughed, stuffed the sock back in my mouth, and left . FML

#7319771
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35571) - you deserved it (4454)

On 01/13/2010 at 2:36pm - misc - by boundandgagged (man) - United States (Florida)



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: