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Today, a 75 year old lady drove into me. Her excuse was, "I wasn't looking." Awesome. FML
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On 06/23/2010 at 9:51pm - misc - by hurricane0331 - United States (Texas)
Today, I finally got my first kiss. I was so excited, I pissed myself. FML
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On 06/20/2010 at 1:12am - love - by PissyPants (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I went downstairs after a family argument. The front door was kicked in, the sink faucet was snapped off, and there was broken plates all over the kitchen floor. I later found out that the argument was over who left the refrigerator door open. FML
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On 06/06/2010 at 7:48pm - misc - by mark (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I am 9 months pregnant. I had a dream where I successfully pushed and gave birth to my son. Meanwhile, in the real world, I successfully pushed and gave birth to a large dump. FML
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On 06/06/2010 at 2:31pm - kids - by Annakins (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, my dad found and read my diary. Most of the entries were about how my father didn't respect my privacy. Then he phoned my aunt and read her passages from it. FML
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On 06/05/2010 at 7:49pm - misc - by ugh (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML
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On 05/28/2010 at 7:51pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, while out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clearly he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." FML
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On 05/23/2010 at 5:21am - misc - by Oops (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my dad screamed at me, called me a monster, told me he wanted me to move out, and that I better start looking for an apartment. Why? I slammed the microwave door. FML
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Today, my dad screamed at me, called me a monster, told me he wanted me to move out, and that I better start looking for an apartment. Why? I slammed the microwave door. FML
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Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML
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On 05/15/2010 at 2:21am - misc - by Staples - United Kingdom
Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
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On 04/11/2010 at 4:11am - intimacy - by junior - United States (Arizona)
Today, after church, my 5-year-old son asked me about God, so I answered his questions in full. We talked about God for over 2 hours. At the end of it all, he pondered for a moment, before saying to me "That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. You're dumb." FML
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On 04/08/2010 at 12:27am - kids - by bleredoshia (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I learnt that the people I work with dislike me so much that they have a competition to see who can accidentally hurt me the most. How did I find out? A chef poured boiling water over my hands, and another shouted "50 POINTS!" FML
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On 03/14/2010 at 5:09am - misc - by Cooky (man) - United Kingdom (Calderdale)
Today, I was eating a hotdog. My huge Siberian Husky, upon becoming aware of this, jumped up on me. He forced his tongue into my mouth and ate the food I was in the middle of eating. FML
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On 03/10/2010 at 8:14pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I walked into a subway car which was empty except for this sleeping hobo. Three stops later, the guy wakes up and starts peeing in the corner. I ignore it thinking he'll go back to sleep. Silly me, I didn't realize that he would start running towards me, still peeing. FML
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On 03/09/2010 at 1:31am - misc - by CreepedOut (man) - United States (New York)
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