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Kingspin

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 September 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1161
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Kingspin : Your average Canadian teenager. No, we don't eat buffalo and live in igloos during winter; but we do say "eh"!

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Kingspin's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned that "eating someone out" didn't actually involve food. FML

#16410366
408 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16731) - you deserved it (77297)

On 05/29/2011 at 11:34pm - intimacy - by yummy - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML

#16399874
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60432) - you deserved it (12627)

On 05/29/2011 at 10:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML

#16381910
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18101) - you deserved it (42926)

On 05/28/2011 at 1:27am - money - by greenhide8 - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML

#16367769
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24993) - you deserved it (7043)

On 05/27/2011 at 1:26am - misc - by moe - United States

Today, my husband and I had just got over a big argument, and I asked him to cut me some cucumbers for my eyes to help me relax. I was laying down, eyed closed, and he set them on my eyes. They weren't cucumbers, they were lemons. FML

#16304417
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22009) - you deserved it (43545)

On 05/22/2011 at 9:58pm - misc - by lemonhead -

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085
441 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38887) - you deserved it (10495)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the ferret. I started to get really into it when my dad started pounding on the door and yelled, "Son, that's great staying power, but can you finish up already?" FML

#16068047
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13417) - you deserved it (48318)

On 05/06/2011 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Saudi Arabia

Today, I realized that potato chips are made from potatoes. I'm 26. FML

#15803109
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10979) - you deserved it (77118)

On 04/16/2011 at 1:14am - misc - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I was waiting for the pan to heat up so I could make myself scrambled eggs. Just then, my mom runs up to me, cracks an egg open on my head, and runs away laughing. I only had one other egg. FML

#15270660
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28927) - you deserved it (4260)

On 03/11/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by Laura (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML

#15038049
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33595) - you deserved it (6725)

On 02/19/2011 at 8:12am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

#14835077
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70116) - you deserved it (6586)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML

#14738365
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47106) - you deserved it (5602)

On 01/27/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Scaredwitless (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at the supermarket, my mother stopped in the middle of a lane and imitated a gorilla as a way of asking me from far away if I wanted any bananas. FML

#14616201
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26948) - you deserved it (3872) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40965) - you deserved it (26907) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML

#14261370
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24888) - you deserved it (6432)

On 12/19/2010 at 3:51pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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