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Kingfish
  • Town/Country : Harrisonburg, Good Ol' US Of A
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 June 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 26
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27197) - you deserved it (7446)

On 02/09/2013 at 12:13am - love - by Anonymous - United States



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