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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 June 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 122
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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32155) - you deserved it (8184)

On 02/09/2013 at 12:13am - love - by Anonymous - United States



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