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King_Pimp

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 January 1989 (27 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 519
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About King_Pimp : 6'2, 180, athletic, good looking. Hit a nigga up

King_Pimp's page activity

Visits<b>MR_Anderson</b> - the 05/26/2009 at 2:35am

King_Pimp's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

King_Pimp's favorite FMLs

Today, I was hanging out with a few of my friends, including an old ex-girlfriend and her current boyfriend of 5 years. When my ex, whose virginity I had taken years earlier, mentioned, "I had the iPhone first," without thinking, I immediately responded, "Well, I had YOU first." FML

by Takuma / 05/20/2009 at 1:10am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

by Oblivious / 05/08/2009 at 3:39pm / Kuwait / Love

Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML

by AirOne / 11/12/2008 at 9:39am / United States (New York) / Intimacy