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About King_Pimp : 6'2, 180, athletic, good looking. Hit a nigga up
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was hanging out with a few of my friends, including an old ex-girlfriend and her current boyfriend of 5 years. When my ex, whose virginity I had taken years earlier, mentioned, "I had the iPhone first," without thinking, I immediately responded, "Well, I had YOU first." FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014