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King_Pimp
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 January 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 276
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About King_Pimp : 6'2, 180, athletic, good looking. Hit a nigga up

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Today, I was hanging out with a few of my friends, including an old ex-girlfriend and her current boyfriend of 5 years. When my ex, whose virginity I had taken years earlier, mentioned, "I had the iPhone first," without thinking, I immediately responded, "Well, I had YOU first." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13809) - you deserved it (66747)

On 05/20/2009 at 1:10am - intimacy - by Takuma (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (100948) - you deserved it (8612)

On 05/08/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by Oblivious (woman) - Kuwait

Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30246) - you deserved it (6475)

On 11/12/2008 at 9:39am - intimacy - by AirOne - United States (New York)



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