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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 January 1989 (26 years)
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About King_Pimp : 6'2, 180, athletic, good looking. Hit a nigga up

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Visits<b>MR_Anderson</b> - the 05/26/2009 at 2:35am

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Today, I was hanging out with a few of my friends, including an old ex-girlfriend and her current boyfriend of 5 years. When my ex, whose virginity I had taken years earlier, mentioned, "I had the iPhone first," without thinking, I immediately responded, "Well, I had YOU first." FML


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On 05/20/2009 at 1:10am - intimacy - by Takuma (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML


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On 05/08/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by Oblivious (woman) - Kuwait

Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47618) - you deserved it (10063)

On 11/12/2008 at 9:39am - intimacy - by AirOne - United States (New York)

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