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Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML

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102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46671) - you deserved it (3385)

On 01/22/2014 at 11:30am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around like a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML

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On 09/13/2013 at 1:55am - work - by ellen77 - United States (California)

Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML

#20876850
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20574) - you deserved it (70190)

On 09/11/2013 at 9:29am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, I resigned from my job in favor of a higher-paying one. After I filled out and filed the necessary papers, my boss told me that I had been nominated to replace him when he retired in a month. His job pays at least twice what I'm now making. Thanks for telling me, asshat. FML

#20863852
71 comments

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On 09/01/2013 at 11:18pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while at a private lake, my colon declared a state of evacuation. I ventured as far from my family as my sphincter would allow, only to make eye contact with two very horrified kayakers mid-explosion. FML

#20830594
94 comments

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On 08/10/2013 at 11:23am - health - by Oh-Shit! - United States

Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML

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82 comments

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On 12/09/2011 at 2:56am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my 250 lb ex-Marine dad announced he was going to start randomly punching me in the crotch, without warning, to "improve my reflexes." FML

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On 08/02/2009 at 6:45pm - health - by theregoesmyspermcount (man) - United States (Texas)



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