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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 March 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 322
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Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65314) - you deserved it (3607)

On 06/01/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by aarone23 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37514) - you deserved it (5200)

On 06/01/2011 at 7:53am - misc - by iscreamforicecream (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML

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182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49730) - you deserved it (13431)

On 06/01/2011 at 12:28am - misc - by nofriends - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I was trying to convince a friend that even though I'm blonde, I'm not the oblivious or stupid moron everyone apparently thinks I am. Then I smacked face-first into a glass door. FML

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176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24746) - you deserved it (28047)

On 05/05/2011 at 4:01pm - misc - by Blondie (woman) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)



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