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King_Night
  • Town/Country : Atlanta, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 March 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 273
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML

#16449288
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61497) - you deserved it (3349)

On 06/01/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by aarone23 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32002) - you deserved it (4042)

On 06/01/2011 at 7:53am - misc - by iscreamforicecream (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML

#16445488
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44992) - you deserved it (11915)

On 06/01/2011 at 12:28am - misc - by nofriends - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I was trying to convince a friend that even though I'm blonde, I'm not the oblivious or stupid moron everyone apparently thinks I am. Then I smacked face-first into a glass door. FML

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175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23280) - you deserved it (26621)

On 05/05/2011 at 4:01pm - misc - by Blondie (woman) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)



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