About KingZach : Life's a beach. Contrary to the saying I live on the beach and it's quite nice.
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- Today, I walked in on my roommate with her ass cheeks spread wide, and her friend ripping a strip… Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him… Today, my boyfriend texted me, and asked if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were…
- Today, I was hanging out with a friend and her boyfriend, when he decided to start a conversation… Today, while showing a group of guys my heavy bag routine at the gym, I attempted to perform a high… Today, at 34 weeks pregnant I peed myself while brushing my teeth, not more than a minute earlier I…