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KingDingALing

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 January 1996 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8667
  • Number of comments : 1072
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 54 posted

About KingDingALing : My name is Andy.

It's been a while since I've been on here...probably a few years actually. Or more like over 5 years. oh well, I'm back now and ready to raise some hell up in this biznitch. Forgive me, Sirin.

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KingDingALing's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML

#8816
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52098) - you deserved it (18198)

On 02/04/2009 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by PlayTag (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was masturbating to a girl with huge tits on the internet. I then scrolled down and found out she had a penis. FML

#4860
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11122) - you deserved it (58012)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:17pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML

#3008
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27900) - you deserved it (2969)

On 01/28/2009 at 8:38am - misc - by razzmataz - United States (California)

Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML

#3008
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27900) - you deserved it (2969)

On 01/28/2009 at 8:38am - misc - by razzmataz - United States (California)

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

#1702
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33349) - you deserved it (9648)

On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my two year old girl said "motherfucker". Everyone laughed, even her grandparents. Our family is insane. FML

#446
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32291) - you deserved it (8847)

On 12/03/2008 at 11:39pm - kids - by Noname - Sent from mobile version



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