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KingDingALing
  • Town/Country : Maryland, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 January 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 7263
  • Number of comments : 1072
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 54 posted

About KingDingALing : My name is Andy.

That's pretty much everything you need to know about me....so yeah...bye.

P.S. Feel free to correct my grammar or spelling. I don't mind. I'm a nice person, but really shy. Even if it doesn't seem like it. Don't be afraid to send me a message.

Here's a list of things that I hate the most:
1) People who replace letters with numbers
2) Ignorant people
3) Pointless arguments

If you do anything of those on purpose to piss me off, I'll stab you until you bleed out.

As you can see, I don't hate many things and it's difficult to make me hate you. Either way, if you piss me off then I'll fucking kill you...

I'm kidding, of course.

Actually, I'm serious...I'll kill you.



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Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML

#8816
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I agree, your life sucks (45212) - you deserved it (16102)

On 02/04/2009 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by PlayTag (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was masturbating to a girl with huge tits on the internet. I then scrolled down and found out she had a penis. FML

#4860
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8215) - you deserved it (49334)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:17pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML

#3008
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17991) - you deserved it (1848)

On 01/28/2009 at 8:38am - misc - by razzmataz - United States (California)

Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML

#3008
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17991) - you deserved it (1848)

On 01/28/2009 at 8:38am - misc - by razzmataz - United States (California)

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

#1702
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25632) - you deserved it (8378)

On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my two year old girl said "motherfucker". Everyone laughed, even her grandparents. Our family is insane. FML

#446
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25809) - you deserved it (7749)

On 12/03/2008 at 11:39pm - kids - by Noname - Sent from mobile version



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